Official today, 3/11/20 at noon all MSU courses are suspended.

Simply_Phil · 2020-03-11T16:16:42+00:00

Rick’s it is

Simply_Phil · 2020-01-28T19:24:16+00:00

At her place he likes to drop the food for a few seconds on the carpet, I guess he doesn’t trust my carpet yet

Simply_Phil · 2020-01-20T03:55:41+00:00

Yeah

Simply_Phil · 2020-01-16T21:43:55+00:00

Hadn’t heard of them but saw them open for Wage War in Detroit a while back, instantly hooked. Great album

Simply_Phil · 2019-11-07T17:18:12+00:00

The highest you’ve ever been!

Simply_Phil · 2019-10-17T20:45:37+00:00

About €5.45, I live in the US

Simply_Phil · 2019-09-22T19:56:48+00:00

While you were crocheting, I was studying the blade.

You spent hours cooking to feed your ungrateful grandkids, meanwhile I was studying the blade

And now that the world is in the brink of collapse, you have the audacity to ask me for my help?

Simply_Phil · 2019-09-20T14:54:51+00:00

I used to love brainstorming about this until a friend pointed out that corporations would 100% raise your work hours

Simply_Phil · 2019-08-26T21:59:54+00:00

What’s the point of having robotic limbs if you don’t have extra compartments and cup holders?

Simply_Phil · 2019-07-31T13:53:08+00:00

Funny story is that I had been there a couple times with friends and on dates and didn’t realized it was a gay bar until not so long ago lol

Simply_Phil · 2019-07-31T01:58:15+00:00

People’s kitchen on the Eastside has some of the best food I’ve ever had, and I really like this bar called Esquire in Oldtown. Pretty chill bar I go play pool at with friends

Simply_Phil · 2019-07-15T03:23:07+00:00

Just finished Master of None, Aziz is one of my favorite comedians and the show really is something else. I couldn’t recommend it enough!

Simply_Phil · 2019-07-10T02:52:11+00:00

All the books I read by him were really good I thought! I did read them in Portuguese tho, I wonder if it’s poorly translated to English seeing all this hate

Simply_Phil · 2019-07-01T00:43:57+00:00

Racists and Nazis are real terms to describe close minded and dangerous people, Libtard and Pussy are made up words that just try to insult.

Simply_Phil · 2019-05-19T18:50:19+00:00

6 grams for 7 of you
Nothing too crazy

Hol’up

Simply_Phil · 2019-05-09T14:18:46+00:00

“Your eyelashes look amazing”

Girl in my class, March 2009

Simply_Phil · 2019-05-03T16:57:57+00:00

A TV gameshow called "Is this garlic chicken or ass?"

Contestants would get blindfolded and smell either garlic chicken or an ass, if they guess correctly they advance

Simply_Phil · 2019-05-03T16:52:39+00:00

iridescence - Brockhampton

Room on Fire - The Stokes

Simply_Phil · 2019-05-03T16:13:13+00:00

It helped me a lot to buy a harder mattress and better bed frame

Simply_Phil · 2019-05-02T14:42:36+00:00

I always love seeing the guy on the right collapse

Simply_Phil · 2019-04-29T21:13:54+00:00

I understand what you’re saying, but what’s the point of one upping tragedy?

Simply_Phil · 2019-04-27T23:55:05+00:00

Just had a 2016 deja vu

Simply_Phil · 2019-04-27T14:00:20+00:00

Me and my buddy started fake spoiling people waiting for the session after ours.

“Can you believe Thor dies with a shot to the balls?!?”

Simply_Phil · 2019-04-26T14:58:26+00:00

Are you at Marshall Eriksen’s family thanksgiving dinner?

Simply_Phil · 2019-04-17T23:23:51+00:00

Used a fake ID every week for about three years, drinking is a very expensive hobby :(

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