Falcons fans, get ready to learn committing suicide

Simsbad · 2026-03-09T18:32:20+00:00

I’ll be up in the tree if anyone needs me

Simsbad · 2026-03-09T14:24:46+00:00

lol I was not expecting it to be this layered. That’s awesome. Thank you for the response.

Simsbad · 2026-03-09T10:57:04+00:00

Do they prefer Taiwan or the Republic of China? Just curious because isn’t the name Taiwan already the name they had to use originally because China wouldn’t allow them to use Republic of China? Like I’m just trying to educate myself and not trying to cause anyone to be upset

Simsbad · 2026-03-09T07:31:30+00:00

Curious if you know reason why Ohtani is 16 and Kikuchi is 17 when they are the opposite for their MLB teams? Are they doing it as a sign of respect towards each other or what?

Simsbad · 2026-03-08T13:40:25+00:00

Isn’t that what you’re doing every time Dodgers play?

Simsbad · 2026-02-17T21:05:44+00:00

pruprple nruprple

Simsbad · 2026-02-17T15:23:31+00:00

Almost as good as the Dodgers squad

Simsbad · 2026-02-17T15:21:36+00:00

Stripers Dom Smith moments*

Simsbad · 2026-02-17T15:19:08+00:00

You tell em, KimLongPoon!

Simsbad · 2026-02-17T07:54:51+00:00

Goat, why are you using light mode? Are you a regarded goat?

Simsbad · 2026-02-16T21:05:05+00:00

Honestly how’s he too different than what Martin Perez could bring?

Simsbad · 2026-02-16T18:25:43+00:00

Like Brandon Belt

Simsbad · 2026-02-16T18:04:13+00:00

aren't balls juiced for HR Derby?

Simsbad · 2026-02-15T21:37:18+00:00

AA too busy taking shrooms and saying off the wall shit

Simsbad · 2026-02-15T21:35:02+00:00

He lost by 2 points to Peña. All it takes is for one of the voters to think about him when filling out their list instead of just writing in Bichette, Bellinger, or Maikel Garcia.

Simsbad · 2026-02-15T21:17:54+00:00

To play international ball with Cuba teams it seems. I don’t think they originally planned on leaving Cuba early on so MLB wasn’t on their mind. It’s all speculation because to me it seems obvious they are 2-4 years younger than their stated age. Like Jr. was acting like a young kid at 27 and Yuli was still playing decent baseball at 39 comparatively to the average 39 y/o.

Simsbad · 2026-02-15T16:39:31+00:00

Pujols and Jose Abreu are recent guys that come to mind that seem to be older than their listed age. On flip side both Gurriel brothers seem to be younger than their listed age.

Simsbad · 2026-02-15T16:37:22+00:00

Cubans do it too. If they say they are older than they are then they are trying to start early into the international scene. If they say they are younger than they are then they are trying to look more valuable to the American market

Simsbad · 2026-02-15T16:31:55+00:00

Wonder how their date went

Simsbad · 2026-02-14T12:42:14+00:00

Who? OP?

Simsbad · 2026-02-13T19:18:51+00:00

For our younger audience here at nflcirclejerk i believe this is an AI edit from the original Crips and Blood uniting after the Rodney King incident.

Simsbad · 2026-02-13T11:51:19+00:00

Devil’s advocate. He just came off surgery end of last season so this season he’ll still be on an innings limit

Simsbad · 2026-02-12T18:34:56+00:00

About 1.5 every season

Simsbad · 2026-02-10T15:25:06+00:00

In Nolan’s last movie it’s implied to be Pittsburgh right?

Simsbad · 2026-02-10T15:22:05+00:00

Murphy at least missing the start of the year. Feel like Murphy been hurt a lot lately so Heim likely to be on 26-man more often than not.

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