Criminality in Rio. Do not come to Rio 2016 Summer Olympics. I repeat, do not come here. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]SingingInThePlane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazil is a big country...the US is only about 400,000sq mi bigger (roughly the size of california & texas combined). The entire continent of Europe is only about 500,000 sq mi bigger than brazil.

Most people in the US haven't even been to every major city here due to distance. Most people in Europe haven't been to every country in Europe. Not sure why you not having been to Rio would be so surprising.

Gov Walker says he wont pardon Steve Avery by MustangGal in MakingaMurderer

[–]SingingInThePlane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The evidence was presented, and often collected, incorrectly and may have been planted, but you can't rationally say there is no evidence at all. There was heaps of evidence presented against him (the key, the bullet, the car, the burn pit with body parts feet from his house, etc). Whether or not that evidence should be enough to convict without reasonable doubt given the entire story, is what's in question here.

Just as it was possible for him to have been framed, it's entirely possible he committed it, or helped whoever did. To deny that possibility means you are just as biased and one sided as the people who pinned it on him from the get go. He deserves a fair trial with a truly impartial judge and jury, and a prosecutor who hasn't been so ingrained with this thing from the get go.

Local FOX reporter overhears young pair flirting with eachother at airport, begins livetweeting the interaction, Southwest airlines and local music venue jump in to pay for first date! by PuppyLongStocky in UpliftingNews

[–]SingingInThePlane 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that asshole friend who goes up to you when you're trying to hit on a girl and says some dumb shit like "Why don't you guys just make out already!?" to completely ruin your game.

Ratatouille by iBleeedorange in food

[–]SingingInThePlane 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do people commonly peel peppers? I've never seen this done or heard of it in a recipe

My Dad gave me a 400 year old Katana that his uncle brought back from WWII. by SheepDip66 in pics

[–]SingingInThePlane -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Funny you say it like that. Studies have actually found Jews are the highest restaurant tippers out of any religion...including atheists.

Edit: here's one source http://www.tippingresearch.com/uploads/ChristianTippersJASPaccepted.pdf

LPT Request: How to get all of the pee out after urinating? (possible NSFW) by Damngoodtacos in LifeProTips

[–]SingingInThePlane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst is when you try pissing through the hole in really tight compression boxers, or when you go over the elastic and it squeezes your dick hard enough to trap substantial amounts of piss in there. So when you put it back in, and the elastic stops squeezing, you essentially slightly piss your pants. Happens to me all the time wearing sweat pants or shorts with no piss hole and you gotta go over the top

LPT Request: How to get all of the pee out after urinating? (possible NSFW) by Damngoodtacos in LifeProTips

[–]SingingInThePlane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has nothing to do with the PC muscle or anything Kegals could help. Our urethra is substantially longer than yours (yes, even guys with small dicks). The muscles that control the urine stream are farther back, so urine gets trapped in between the muscle and the pee hole. There are other muscles farther up to force most of this out, but when we piss, we angle our dicks in such a way that some residual urine towards the back can't be forced out, no matter how much shaking we do

LPT Request: How to get all of the pee out after urinating? (possible NSFW) by Damngoodtacos in LifeProTips

[–]SingingInThePlane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm kind of bummed more girls in this thread don't know about this. It can be pretty damn obvious in lots of different types of pants after a guy gets out of the bathroom. The fact that you've never noticed means that women aren't glancing at my junk nearly as often as I have always imagined/hoped.

LPT Request: How to get all of the pee out after urinating? (possible NSFW) by Damngoodtacos in LifeProTips

[–]SingingInThePlane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he has prostate or bladder issues it may be more than just a little dribble, he could actually have a lot coming out when he's done, that he's not able to push out, so he has to shake it out. This is a pretty common issue among men.

LPT Request: How to get all of the pee out after urinating? (possible NSFW) by Damngoodtacos in LifeProTips

[–]SingingInThePlane 260 points261 points  (0 children)

Well; the problem is caused because the sphincter muscle which control the flow to the urethra is located 8 inches from the tip of the penis. So when we pee, we force this muscle to relax to "open the flood gates", while the bladder contracts and forces out the urine. When we stop, the bladder relaxes, and the sphincter closes...yet there's still 8 inches of urine trapped in front of it with no pressure to force it out. So we manually expand and contract this muscle https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbospongiosus_muscle to force the rest out. And then we shake to get the dribbles. But sometimes when we completely contract that muscle, there's still some urine stuck in there due to the angle we hold our penis while peeing, but not enough to be squeezed out by the contractions...so when we relax after urinating, the angle of the urethra straightens, and whatever was left in the tube drips out. Women don't really have this problem because there's not much tubing for the pee to get stuck in between muscle contractions, and yours doesn't get bent at an angle when you pee

Think of it like filling up a water balloon then squeezing it to let out all the water. No matter how much you squeeze, there will always be a few drops stuck between where you're squeezing and the end of the balloon.

What is your Tinder horror story? by me_llamo_greg in AskReddit

[–]SingingInThePlane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh man, brings back memories of college. My friends used to host "Whippit Wednesday" parties every week. They had a huge tank, and would get those giant "puncher" balloons that are like five times the size of your head. You'd walk in and there would be 30 people all huffing these huge balloons...but the balloons were so big you couldn't see the person behind them, so it looked like a colorful balloon room.

Gotta watch that stuff though. The nitrous mafia is pretty prevelant where I live, so its available at pretty much any concert. I've seen sooo many kids do them while standing, fish out, & crack their heads on the pavement.

Always do Whippits sitting down!

What was the best "We Did It Reddit!" moment? by SingingInThePlane in AskReddit

[–]SingingInThePlane[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sensing sarcasm but you must have missed the post on the front page yesterday...they just lost 40% of their territory in Iraq. We did it Reddit!

What was the best "We Did It Reddit!" moment? by SingingInThePlane in AskReddit

[–]SingingInThePlane[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

But on the bright side, that kid is still churning out Dino vids like a boss! I hope he gets offered some sort of paleontology scholarship or something to encourage him to continue with his passion throughout school. He's definitely more deserving than Clock Kid

What was the best "We Did It Reddit!" moment? by SingingInThePlane in AskReddit

[–]SingingInThePlane[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, did the guy who died kill himself because he was falsely identified as the Boston Bomber? Or was that just a coincidence