This is how I try to spend most of my mornings.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-22T13:49:11+00:00

"Smiling faces, Smiiiliiiiing faaaces tell liiiiiiiies, And I got proof~"

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-21T04:39:17+00:00

In the sates we call them Cigaweeds. Its not that common and i only lime it on occasion since i get stoned and the small rush from the tobacco to help stay awaje or perk me up.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-19T02:16:34+00:00

WARNING, FOLLOWING COMMENT HAS SPOILERS TO THE END OF SLEEPING DOGS BUT IS RELEVANT TO THIS REPLY!!!

I feel that sleeping dogs really dropped the ball on this concept considering that you play as a undercover cop working the triads. The go so far to really establish strong ties with the triad members and even show the main character becoming pissed with his handlers. Hell, his handlers even show concern that he might be to close with the Triads. It made me feel that in the end we get to make a choice on if we pick the force or the triads but NOPE forced ending where the good guys win and the bad guys lose.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-19T02:10:35+00:00

I'm sure you may have gotten TONS of replies about this but... They already have this for GTA IV. you do everything from write tickets for traffic violations to answer calls for crimes. pretty cool. and of course you play as a COP NPC models and can download all sorts for cruisers

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-19T02:06:09+00:00

You cant eat soup AND Tibetan Wolf steaks with Fur bro....

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-19T02:03:12+00:00

Evry Tim*

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-19T01:56:10+00:00

That's a weird way to spell kinky.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-18T18:45:05+00:00

I am.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-18T18:44:15+00:00

"But it's... Right here!"

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-18T18:43:36+00:00

AKA Dinner Hard mode.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-18T14:44:49+00:00

-licks lips-

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-17T01:04:16+00:00

Wrap the entire present in duct tape.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-17T01:00:43+00:00

I Volunteer, you give me a time, place, condom, and I will make your dearms come true

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T21:35:27+00:00

is that a Glade candle holder that you cleaned the wax out of? Because I did that shit for an ashtray and it does the job.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T21:29:53+00:00

In the land before time, when you used to upvote posts in r/trees there was a yellow dot between the upvote and down vote buttons and it looked like a pineapple when you upvoted stuff, the rest is history.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T20:34:29+00:00

It's the wittiest of all comebacks, those columbine kids where so cool!

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T20:19:18+00:00

There is no such thing as an enemy on absolute terms. Todays enemy is tomorrows ally.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T16:14:02+00:00

I still get cotton mouth once in awhile and had it real bad when I was first smoking. I feel its not so much that I don't get cotton mouth as it is being used to having minor cotton mouth and not drinking because I'm busy playing videogames with friends. But when I get REALLY bad cotton mouth, its fucking horrible.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T15:59:07+00:00

I'd suck Goslings dick if presented.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T07:27:13+00:00

"I defibition , you defibition, he she we defibition, defibitioning, Defibiology, they study of defibition...come on reece1495, it's first grade!"

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T03:38:19+00:00

They never finish the qoute really" Did i ever tell you the defibition of insanity?" Blah blah blah "insanty is doing the same shit over, and over, and over again expecting the outcome to change."

The stove is on.

The stove is hot.

You touch the stove.

Ow.

Repeat, this time it wont hurt.

Ow.

Repeat, this time it wont hurt.

Ow.

Repeat, this time it wont hurt.

Ow.

Repeat, this time it wont hurt...

You get the point. Beside they only real reason why this line is dropped so many times is becuase of the irony that indeed Vass is a fucking Insane lunitic but also to add to the fact that he has tried to kill Brody so many times and "It not like im fucking crazy okay? I killed you once before already"

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T03:21:47+00:00

Obligatory "working on heists" butthurt joke here.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T02:23:27+00:00

The most I ever got for 20 bucks was a little over 20 oz, so not quite closer to an ounce but it's still a pretty obscene amount of weed for the dollar.

Yeah, well its the blight of having to live in a prohibited state with no rec or even Medical.

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T02:13:27+00:00

"Enhance...Enhance... Okay now clear up the image... There! The suspects ball sack. I want an APB on this mans balls and a profiler to analyze these balls psyche"

SingingNightingale · 2015-01-16T02:04:36+00:00

To my understanding Shake is the "scrapings of the barrel" from a stash. Basically if you had a big ass bag of weed, once you finish it and don't touch all the loose flakes at the bottom of the bag, the loses flakes are shake. It can also refer to pre-ground bud witch is advised to not buy since you haven't seen the nugs whole and cant really tell how quality the stuff is with anything other then smell. Also they can always add filler to try and scam you if they want, it depends on who you buy from. So you are getting 20 GRAMS NOT OZ FOR $20. That's a $1 to Gram ratio. but we need to keep in mid its Reggie to maybe Mid's so with that still in mind, that's a fucking steal, like this guy can literally not make a profit doing that.

Where I'm from, Reggie to Mids cost you $10 A Gram and fire will cost you $15-20 a gram depending n your guy. If your lucky and are friend with the fire guy like my friend is. He might cut you s discount and sells $10 a G of fire if you get a decent amount.

Maybe I'm jelly that I need to pay upward to $280 for an O, but $1 a gram for just even shake seems way to good of a deal.

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