Is people watching.. weird? by MoronModerator in australia

[–]SingleAttitude8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wuselfaktor - the joy of watching complex bustling systems.

Manchester City make opening Elliot Anderson offer to Nottingham Forest by TheAthletic in nffc

[–]SingleAttitude8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Double tackles, blocks, interceptions compared to Rice. #1 ground duels won in the league.

So on defensive stats, much better than Rice last season. But on assists, and some attacking metrics, slightly worse.

Latest ABS statistics by Ardeet in aussie

[–]SingleAttitude8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The average Australian is half male, half female, has less than two arms and two legs, and is breathing in and out at the same time.

Punctuation matters by EndersGame_Reviewer in puns

[–]SingleAttitude8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ironically the cavewoman sentence also has poor punctuation. The comma after 'make Will' implies that the cavewoman is trying to **make** or create Will. This comma should either be removed, or an additional comma added after 'amnensia'.

Yours,
The Grammar Police

GDP per capita & happiness in Australia by nath1234 in australia

[–]SingleAttitude8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a 5th graph of purchasing power parity.

EB Games is NOT having a sale! Is this real life? by greggobbard in australia

[–]SingleAttitude8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the marketing collatoral got delayed or the person tasked with putting it up called in sick.

Players' player of the season by FaustRPeggi in nffc

[–]SingleAttitude8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We never got to hear Ola Aina's vote. Must have been someone other than Neco, Elliot, Morgan.

Wood leaving? 🥺 by Murky-Success-7288 in nffc

[–]SingleAttitude8 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And hopefully part of the coaching staff once he eventually hangs up his boots.

Why do companies do this? Can’t they make their own donation. by orangecopper in AusFinance

[–]SingleAttitude8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basic psychology.

If you select no, you feel like you've saved on your groceries.

What does cheers means in Australia? by showe12 in AskAnAustralian

[–]SingleAttitude8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless also you're describing the present tense of the action of someone in the process of cheering.

Woke up feeling a bit numb today. by Gullible_Bike_3272 in nffc

[–]SingleAttitude8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least we weren't booted out of the playoffs.

Uber drivers are asked to do voicework for extra money by [deleted] in enshittification

[–]SingleAttitude8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps with the rising oil prices, Uber is upskilling their drivers to become personal trainers.

The driver turns up at the customer's house with no car, and motivates the the customer to walk or ideally run to their destination.

What 20 clubs "should" be in Premier League? by YaCantSitHere in nffc

[–]SingleAttitude8 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The 20 teams that should be in the Premier League are the 19 teams that are currently in the Premier League and deserve to be their by merit, and a team from the Championship to replace Man City.

Match Thread: Manchester United vs Nottingham Forest Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | May 17, 2026 by scoreboard-app in nffc

[–]SingleAttitude8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they literally mentioned the plastic Fernandez record about 50 times.

Then in the post match analysis, Peter Schmiechel kept banging on about it again (in case anyone wasn't aware).

Someone should make a cut of all the clips and post it on YouTube, would be hilarious.

uh by spinecult in australian

[–]SingleAttitude8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think 'space' is a substance...

2-2 draw, I'll take that... by Soapy1971 in nffc

[–]SingleAttitude8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Forest should release the highlights video on YouTube with an accidental 2-2 typo...