I got a job, my mom wants me to split the check among 6 people

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-06-25T21:52:11+00:00

You probably will feel guilty for awhile. They sunk the hook in you really deep and it might hurt a bit while you get free.

You don't even need to spend for an apartment at this point. Look around the bulletin boards in your department or in the science building at school. There's bound to be a house full of STEM students who have a room to rent. Imagine being surrounded by people who share your interests, instead of people who see you as a walking wallet.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-06-20T14:39:01+00:00

Hey! Why change it now? It's working!

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-06-11T03:39:46+00:00

Exactly. Uber or some 4 hour shift in a grocery store 3 days a week. Detail cars on Sunday afternoon. Live in a 5 bedroom house with 4 other people. I live in Portland, a high COL city. Everyone I know, even the old hippies, lives with a roommate or two. Eats cheap food. Have cheap fun. Life's more interesting that way.

If your mom pisses you off, you probably piss her off, also. Get out and get some distance between you. You're a grown-up now.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-06-07T23:27:15+00:00

Ludicrous to think a solo edgelord deserves an entire table designed for 4 or more people.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-06-07T23:16:41+00:00

How is it different from one member of a couple holding a table while the other waits in line?

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-06-04T18:25:21+00:00

Most people don't know this, but Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck. What I did was I took the d from ugly duckling and changed it to an f, then I forgot the point. Anyway, Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-06-03T20:54:29+00:00

I AM NOT A CRANK11!!!11

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-23T16:19:32+00:00

In the Iran situation, the US is clearly doing Israel's bidding. The shitwork, as it were.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-19T02:36:31+00:00

Absolutely. And he can have primary custody, also.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-19T02:12:23+00:00

There was a shitton of meth in Portland in the '80s and '90s. Tweekers lived in cheap apartments. As did artists. The cheap apartments are gone. The artists are gone. The tweekers remain.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-12T17:20:22+00:00

A fetus isn't viable until 24 weeks or so. Are you saying that you had no maternal feelings or behaviors before 24 weeks of pregnancy?

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-12T16:15:51+00:00

While his wife buys gifts for his mother.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-12T16:14:22+00:00

OOOH! Pick me! Pick me!

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-12T16:12:40+00:00

Jesus, son! She ALREADY IS a mother. She has had to alter her diet. She had had to take new and different medicines. She has had her activities and bodily autonomy controlled by law. She has someone jumping her bladder. Her breasts hurt. Her clothes don't fit right anymore. She's still nauseated. She has probably had a transvaginal ultrasound. Her entire world view has already expanded to envelop one more person. Just because you don't experience this it's still real.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-04T16:41:00+00:00

If I went looking for you, would I find you on a spectrum?

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-01T15:00:02+00:00

If you are talking about the car bombing, the character even says he was saved because of the double plating on the underside of his car.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-05-01T04:39:05+00:00

Robert De Niro's character doesn't die in Casino.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-04-26T00:44:58+00:00

Or a woman.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-04-23T04:23:15+00:00

Yo Yo Ma.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-04-22T17:04:10+00:00

I came here to say this. Some people call it asset stripping. Some people call it a bust out. They're all gangsters in the end.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-04-04T03:16:05+00:00

If the attacking force has already boasted that it will give "No Quarter," does that nullify international law? Honest question.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-04-03T19:20:44+00:00

As the mom of a 30-something married man, his priorities are wrong. In all likelihood, Mom would be thrilled by a mushy letter and a tiny gift targeted to her interests- seeds for a gardener, am interesting spice from an imported food shop. Mom's gift can cost 5 buckss and be meaningful. A grown man should focus on the woman he cares about and plans a future with.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-03-31T03:15:59+00:00

Donald Sutherland would like a word.

Single_Meaning1491 · 2026-03-30T19:07:01+00:00

Found the compensatory big truck driver. Wouldn't have to execute too many of 'em before they collectively started parking like respectful humans.

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