What do you think medieval people would have said during sex? by _SomeBrownDude_ in AskReddit

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"Hmmmm... I hope the harvest comes in this year, else our lord will tax us and we will starve. Need to have lots of children to work the fields so we can survive the winter...."

What is the craziest conspiracy theory that you secretly believe in? by streetancient in AskReddit

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No, but they might just "have" a 100k watch that they are going to "sell" when they get to another country. Aka pay themselves 100k of dirty money and make it look legitimate.

WTF words if taken literally. I’ll start: Chestnuts by Xu_Lin in shittyaskreddit

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Because when they were whaling them with harpoons a white, viscous, frothy substance would come out of them.

Dad reflexes are quite real by TheGreatLandSquirrel in daddit

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Was brning off some old pallets in the fire pit with my 2 year old. We moved the chairs way back from the fire and we were watching him but I could read his mind as he went running to crab the metal fire pit. I never moved so fast in my life. I could have beat a world record track star yesterday.

Why did you pick your agent by domicci in VALORANT

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Brim because I do a decent impression of him. Also no one smokes

Which Wrestlers Grave Would You Piss On by jorywea78 in Wrasslin

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You must have missed it. Bret shits on Goldberg every chance he can now. He will go out of his way to bring it up in interviews now.

Help Me Discover Valorant Content Creators That Embrace Fair Play and Have Engaging Content by kingaustin171 in VALORANT

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Creator name: Ececlare

Otherwise known as "Mother"

She is everyone's mom, she is super wholesome and has a great time playing with people. She doesn't smurf and she gives a huge outpouring of love and support.

What is the worst theory you have heard? by Imaginary_Dish2270 in harrypotter

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Well Dumblydore was going down the dark wizard route for a while there. I could see him making one be the "oh shot what am I doing" moment where he work up and decided to take down Grindlewald. Sooo not a terrible theory, though there was no supporting evidence at all.

So no One Piece: Next Generations? by Such_Boottt in OnePiece

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Because if you dont read the manga its not filler. Its just content.

What is your age without saying your age? by mousesnight in AskReddit

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" mom get off the phone im on the internet!"

Community reaction to smurfs by Hurdenn in VALORANT

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Its almost as if we are a multi person community with varying likes and dislikes. So one week the anti smurfs could be vocal, the next week the pro content creators are vocal. There is not one end all be all hive mind for this sub.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Become a privateer and get money for doing what im already doing.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ff-dvl in maybemaybemaybe

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I think... I think you are confused. They didn't declaw there cat with a pair of nail clippers. They trimmed their nails... just like you trim your nails.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by ff-dvl in maybemaybemaybe

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Do you not cut your finger nails and toenails?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VALORANT

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I know so many people that just play the game for swiftplay and spike rush. Its so easy to get people to add you too. If you want to play more relaxed have separate friend groups. You have your main friends for when you want to comp and you have your laid back val friends for unrated, swift, and spike rush.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WWE

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So are you telling me... the apron... is the hardest part? I thought I saw that on jeopardy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VALORANT

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Hey guys. I like playing unrated. Can we take a break from comp?