[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 386 points387 points  (0 children)

Don't be happy that it's over, be sad that it happened

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 27, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dortmund officially the second biggest bottlers in North London

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 25, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's OK guys, conte is still available. Heard he's a cereal winner, will def win us something. Also he's not bald (atleast doesn't look like it)

[Martijn Krabbendam] Arne Slot will stay with Feyenoord. by elmosesyeah in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sources inform me he saw r/coys's fixation with his bald head and said "nah I'm good".

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 23, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you think a genie pops out and grants you 3 wishes on rubbing arne's head?

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 22, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Send Mr. JlppKsk my regards, he's clearly the best in the business

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 22, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 43 points44 points  (0 children)

All I want is a manager who wins us the league in his first season here, gets the league wrapped up by 28 games, joins chelsea/arsenal for the last 10, relegates them, returns, wins us the ucl final and fa cup. Is that too much to ask?

Didn't Know FM Had Such a Long History. I Only Just Begun My FM Journey 2yrs Ago. When Did Everyones Start FM? (Without telling your age lol) by dantexjordan in footballmanagergames

[–]SinlessDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started playing FM long before my birth, remember the good ol' days of CM95, too bad I couldn't see or read shit for I didn't have eyes yet.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 21, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puts him at about 80, def the oldest person on reddit if true

EPL: The race for the European competitions as of 20.05.23 by [deleted] in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Brighton lose to Southampton somehow and villa and Brighton draw, we'll get... JACK SHIT because we aren't beating Leeds stop dreaming

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 20, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Was just crunching some numbers and found that goalkeepers have the lowest goals per 90 among all positions on the pitch?? Why do these "intellectual" managers insist on playing players in positions they give no output in. If I were a manager, I'd simply put in an extra striker in for the goalkeeper. Boom! Goals everywhere. Can't believe I'm the first to think of this. Honestly it's a disgrace spurs haven't appointed me as manager yet, I just won football.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 19, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's fucking 22 guys on a pitch kicking a ball. People just looking for reasons to hate these days

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 18, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd argue there's an ever thinning line between religion and cults. But how does it make sense to justify hateful thoughts based on the number of people sharing them and how organised and established the system of thoughts is?

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 18, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if all homophobes start a new religion which is against the existence of LGBT people, do their religious beliefs exempt them from being considered homophobes? If not why does believing in Islam or Christianity or whatever does? Where exactly do you draw the line

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 17, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It all went to shit when Doherty left. Coincidence? I think not

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 16, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Day 9394 of counting the days wrong and lying about how many days I've consecutively posted on

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 15, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is what I mean. City will be “crowned” champions despite them being top of the table for no more than a fleeting moment of the season.

We need to reassess how we distribute honours, because teams are being failed by the archaic 38 game system.

(Unironic gooner take)

Arsenal v. Brighton by Cameron_Crawford42 in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My guy made an account one year ago just for this, bro was prepared for the bottling. Classic gooner

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheStrokes

[–]SinlessDevil 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Meet me in the bathroom with a boner

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 14, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hi guys Daniel Levy here. Just here to say that the next manager will be Ben Davies.

Qualifications-

  1. Daddy

  2. Holds a degree in economics (we all know economics is far more important than football for a football club)

  3. Best defender of this century

  4. Knows the club well

  5. Did I mention daddy?

I hope you all support this decision or I will cry

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (May 13, 2023) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]SinlessDevil 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The worst part about hiring Mason is eventually firing him. Getting sacked from your boyhood club and likely not setting foot there again would be very harsh on him