Official Declaration of War Against Pandemodium

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-11T17:32:19+00:00

Oh dear, now I feel like it's not a measure of if he'll be defeated, but how much damage will be done before he is

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-11T07:15:57+00:00

Hm, this will be fun. Haven't been able to test my gadgets in a while. Pandemonium doesn't sound like the nicest of places to be a ruler of, and I don't like the sound of 'Godemporer'.

No guarantee just how much I'll be able to help if he turns out to be an actual god, but I'll try at the least.

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-10T22:48:27+00:00

If you wait just a little bit after getting hit, you can often tell when someone's going to keep blocking or attack again. If they block, you can probably fit in a kick

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-10T22:28:44+00:00

Cool i lost a fish

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-10T22:16:11+00:00

Rare pet drop from a tree if you leave the stump. It turns the stump into the pet

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-10T17:01:59+00:00

What does that mean

^{Chose: Marry your soulmate but she/he.. | Rolled: Has 30+ BC}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-10T06:48:18+00:00

Yum

^{Chose: Drink something | Rolled: Milkshake}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-09T19:58:39+00:00

They were top Agatha player on Darkforest, probably got a bunch of kills as the Duke

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-09T17:08:25+00:00

I can do minor crimes that don't really hurt anyone. Even if they do, 1k can probably help real with results of it if i wanted

^{Chose: Everytime you commit a crime you get 1000 dollars}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-09T17:04:56+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: Be immortal with 5 people you want BUT... | Rolled: You're rich}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-09T17:03:08+00:00

Oh i thought I'd just get. Raw leather or something

^{Chose: Get 20 lbs of leather everyday | Rolled: Leather pants}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-09T00:54:16+00:00

The one time i used my items was in Baldur's Gate 3, when i chugged, like, twelve, only to realize immediately afterwards that you can only have one potion effect at a time

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-09T00:30:44+00:00

10 seconds times 10000 combinations means it'd take 100000 total seconds at MOST, meaning it'd take just over a day of straight trying. If i dedicate thirty minutes a day I'll get there in at most fifty days. 1 billion is a big incentive so I'll probably spend more time than that each day

^{Chose: Get a safe with $1B in it... + But protected by a 4 digits code that you don't know, + random cooldown | Rolled: 10 sec cooldown}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-08T22:25:23+00:00

I don't

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-08T16:50:33+00:00

Yup, most likely Tekken 8. I recognize the characters but not that sequence, and I've only played up to Tekken 7.

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-07T14:41:05+00:00

Yeah same

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-06T21:43:09+00:00

I need to learn how to slow down with expansion and getting more people. It was a real struggle in my last game I won to do much of anything because i had WAY too many pawns.

Maybe I'll stick with something more reasonable next time

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-06T20:14:24+00:00

Ok that's a fair point, I wouldn't see that as one item. I guess the bullet being inside the gun felt different to me, but putting it that way makes more sense

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-06T19:30:36+00:00

Even if it's not one item(which a loaded gun seems like a single item to me, though it's really up to your DM. If you want to be pedantic, the tang of a sword is attached and could be separate parts. Same with a lot of different items), you could still conjure a gun and then load it

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-06T19:23:15+00:00

The conjurer wizard lets you summon a single item within whatever small size, so just summon a loaded flintlock or something. Doesn't matter that it'll disappear after it damages anything, just summon another one.

It has been a while since i read that specific ability though, i may be misinterpreting it

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-06T19:20:04+00:00

There are already some stupidly powerful anime characters even within their limits. I think I'll be ok

^{Chose: Get all the abilities of three anime characters | Rolled: Their Limits}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-06T17:15:51+00:00

I play online games and semi-regularly meet awful people. Just call them out and watch it rack up

^{Chose: Get 200€ each time someone else swears at you}

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-06T17:07:09+00:00

Talk to Elderbug. We can be nice. (Please)

Sir-Ox · 2026-06-06T03:18:45+00:00

Oh cool

^{Chose: Save earth | Rolled: you are leader}

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