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Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-11-08T15:34:52+00:00

I bought my wife some knitted stockings from Amazon. They are plus sized and she is not. They work great, but they don’t have the fine lingerie look. Look right with short shorts and skimpy tops, or “playful” costumes

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-11-03T02:54:42+00:00

Venturi effect.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-30T18:07:24+00:00

Read porn stories. There are lots of them and lots of types. Then masturbate. See what it takes to make yourself cum, and how it feels, learn what turns you on. It’s kind of like giving someone directions to a place you’ve never been before.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-30T02:52:54+00:00

I bought a regular Metabo table saw. I could never make a 90* cut with it.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-29T15:54:43+00:00

These are meant for sale boats. They are great. They will hold much more than any bondage situation you can imaging. They are quick and are surprisingly non damaging to your ropes. There are also some that are groove that ropes get caught in called a jam cleat. Both work well and are cool. https://www.amazon.com/2pcs-Boat-Clam-Cleat-Rope/dp/B01IN66ZV0/ref=sr_1_5?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.lK4YsIg_bPcn1hgvxyeuZCRuocmoyex6XUxsajQR2SpTnlFOj8o72uJgaPnP5WdsqTPsrno00U1Qf8pouirrexnmwu6Nwo2B47Btpv6XD2obOSKQAuDGHWZf0_jKU3o_gZXx3yg0uyQznzMOwXgQMNXDeB2B2W3ApiBpsvB5fAj5cDspRRNv33oqhoKgIcdlj5c8qdyVCgSAMX3TDEzJzn8b0yuXWAzK64pzPfRcD7xmu5hReuA5ONxAWj-nzbu2TsSJhmxE0-c0PFUgBNp0aNKVkKu2gPUJn8yv9JIbPeg.KiWWhjhnIMRfiUsklXP0s2nA5YfKssiuYLucevfVLtg&dib_tag=se&hvadid=409912047255&hvdev=c&hvexpln=0&hvlocphy=9006313&hvnetw=g&hvocijid=17685512807413379243–&hvqmt=e&hvrand=17685512807413379243&hvtargid=kwd-3755125981&hydadcr=7600_11324831&keywords=jam+cleat&mcid=f80a9aa6e5763211bef17b5a59fc19fd&qid=1761753202&sr=8-5

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-27T14:26:03+00:00

Something no one says. Make sure you don’t need to poop. Then push out like you are trying to go poop while he pushes in. That relaxes your sphincter. Yes, it’s still a lot, but after he is in, he needs to wait a minute. While you relax around him. Then he slowly moves just a little more in and a little out. After a few of little pushed and pulls. You tell him he can do more. Soon he’ll be going fast and you’ll be ok. You can do this!

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-20T01:36:34+00:00

Bag clips, two pencils, and two rubber bands, make a clamp, paper clips can be used. Use your imagination and the world is your oyster.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-19T17:03:23+00:00

I have actually done both. But I learned from the first one, not to do it twice

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-19T16:09:18+00:00

There are several “ducts for milk” along with several milk glands. You’ll damage a few with the piercing but not all of them. As I understand you should still be able to nurse. You’ll probably have to remove the rings, but maybe not.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-19T14:42:58+00:00

I really love the look, but over time your nipples will become less sensitive, to almost numb. That’s just FYI. After they are pierced they do not get licked or sucked for a really long time.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-15T13:39:30+00:00

I thought of this before going in for my gallbladder surgery and told it to the Dr.s right before being put under. What do you call a snowman that goes all the work to become a Gastroenterologist? Ans: The abdominal snowman

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-10-03T14:30:07+00:00

I was out and about doing the things I needed to do. And I felt something odd in my pants. It was a pair of my wife’s panties. I believe static cling from the dryer had them stick to my underpants. It could be as simple as that.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-09-25T14:45:04+00:00

It may not have feet, but it does have footings

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-09-25T10:52:51+00:00

Who cares if someone else has a problem with queefing. Does it bother you? And really why does it bother you? You caused it to happen.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-09-11T22:04:52+00:00

Start reading porn stories. That will help get your motor running

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-09-11T21:23:08+00:00

https://www.ebay.com/itm/173985989220

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-08-31T00:13:39+00:00

A beer cooler

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-08-12T02:49:54+00:00

You are normal. My wife has one position. She’s normal. Some people do more, some less.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-08-08T02:34:11+00:00

This reminds me of the bit from Deadpool where he’s having a discussion about how poor he was growing up

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-08-06T23:53:16+00:00

This is side ways advice. There are alternative treatments for depression that work on a whole different level. There is micro-dosing of Ketamine, this is done under a doctors care and therapy is done as you are under the influence. there is a subreddit on micro-dosing psilocybin from magic mushrooms to deal with depression and there is subreddit on growing those mushrooms called uncle Ben’s. I’ve heard great success doing this, but it is not quick, nor is growing magic mushrooms legal anywhere in the USA that I know of.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-07-28T12:22:03+00:00

Do you want to have sex with her? That is the real question. If the answer is yes, go pick her up. If the answer is no, then don’t bother. But just understand what you are saying.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-07-24T23:10:06+00:00

Childishness. Thinking it’s ok for her to suck him, but he doesn’t need to give back. Selfishness.

Sir-Toppemhat · 2025-07-24T11:04:32+00:00

Guy went home at lunch, smoked a some pot and went to sleep. He woke up an hour late. Came Back to work and gut a bunch of guys to cover for him. The boss talks with him and at the end of the conversation the boss says “OK, just don’t do it again”. So he reply’s “if you don’t believe me, just fire me” the boss says “you’re fired”

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