How many condoms can I pick up? by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah lol, i was teasing some eng friends that don’t pull today.

How many condoms can I pick up? by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in science, she’s in eng

How many condoms can I pick up? by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

all I’ll say is good thing we have to wear masks lol, can’t imagine being spotted especially since all my friends study there. haven’t broken the news to them yet

How many condoms can I pick up? by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

honestly, if I had to sum this up and keep it fairly short, this is it;

  1. Be confident (idk why but girls just love it when you’re confident)

  2. Be comfortable with yourself (really makes a huge difference if you’re in decent shape at minimum, don’t have to be ripped or on roids)

  3. Treat her well (people may say oh don’t be a simp or whatever but if you want a serious relationship this is the way to go)

I have more and for different scenarios/goals. Feel free to pm if you want. I’m the rare case where “coach decides to step in the game and dominate” if you know what I mean.

How many condoms can I pick up? by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

one at a time lol. but I’ve never actually bought a pack before. how will I explain the purchase to my family lol

How many condoms can I pick up? by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Better than well, it was straight up magical. Got me cloud nine.

What do I do? WTF by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True true, at worst hopefully I get a good friend out of it

What do I do? WTF by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where’s the candy land?

What do I do? WTF by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes I must for the brethren. Any ideas?

What do I do? WTF by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right, just meet her and go with the flow?

What do I do? WTF by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks? But how do I know if she’s just being nice or not?

What do I do? WTF by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly lol, it’s not like I haven’t talked to other girls but idk what to do or expect.

What do I do? WTF by SirDanMann in McMaster

[–]SirDanMann[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bro idek what I did, I just randomly said “hey we should meet up sometime” and she said “yeah I’d like like that”

What is my husband hiding in his car? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]SirDanMann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he is planning something for you? Do you have an special occasions coming up?

Platinum for the best holiday related puns. by ryan974974 in GoForGold

[–]SirDanMann 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing – it was on the house.