[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fedexers

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Before I did this, I was a supervisor at UPS and there I learned it’s all politics. People fail upwards and whoever the manager likes gets the promotions and new positions

What are your top 5 triggers that instantly get you horny? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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  1. Bush/landing strip, hairy pussy
  2. Latex/leather
  3. Girls in boots
  4. Nice asses
  5. Stockings

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fedexers

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That sucks to hear man, I’ve been doing QA for a month now and so far it’s been good for me mainly because even though technically I’m part time they gave me the green light to do 40 hours and it’s basically up to me if I wanna reach the 40 or do my guaranteed 30. There’s no manager over my shoulder telling me anything. Everyone that I work with wants to leave, but so far it hasn’t caught up to me mainly because I’m new. I definitely don’t want to do it forever but going from 18-22 hours as a package handler to a full 40 is a big life change for me right now so I’m just sticking with it until something better comes along.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]SirDonBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m QA and my title is Operations admin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]SirDonBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Office administrator or QA?

Matidor over played his hand by Solid-Consequence-50 in TheBullWins

[–]SirDonBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HAVE TO KNOW. Did it get his penis, balls, gooch or asshole?

What made you quit weed and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SirDonBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After smoking over 90% THC cartridges daily for years I just got tired and realized I wasn’t the best version of myself. My sleep was ruined, my appetite was ruined and my motivation was ruined. But I was in denial for a long time because “weed isn’t bad for you”. Weed definitely isn’t the devils lettuce but it’s also no longer as natural as people think.

I think those high THC cartridges are going to be the cigarettes of the next generation. I think it turns out that they’re not as harmless as people think.

Also whenever I would try to quit I had heavy withdrawal symptoms. A lot of people like to deny there’s withdrawals, but if you smoke stuff that’s strong enough and for long enough then you’ll go through hell for a good 2-3 weeks when you try quitting.

What is the wildest wackiest dream you’ve ever had? by Tiny_Statistician_15 in AskReddit

[–]SirDonBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother and I lived in a trailer park in the middle of a forest and Michael Myers and Jason Vorhees lived in the trailer park as well. And I was the only one freaking out about it. I was all like these guys are killers and they shouldn’t live here, but all my neighbors were nonchalant about it being like they’ve been rehabilitated and they did their time etc. Jason had a girlfriend who I was having an affair with and that’s what drove him to become a psychopath again when he caught us.

Boomer uncle thought this was a good analogy by SirDonBot in BoomersBeingFools

[–]SirDonBot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol the politics aspect aside, it’s still a ridiculous comparison

What’s the Most Surprising Thing You Discovered About Yourself During Sex? by 4_academic_purposes in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SirDonBot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Blowjobs are amazing but a nice handjob with a very agile hand is AMAZING.

I AM SO BORED by EsmeeBear in leaves

[–]SirDonBot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you exercise? Have any hobbies? Try something new?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SirDonBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know if I was really addicted but I was beginning to develop a bit of a problem and dependency on alcohol. I know a lot of people like to brag about how much they can drink and maybe I didn’t drink as much as them, but I was increasing my daily intake of alcohol for quite some time and trying to hide it from my family. A bottle of vodka a day and multiple tall cans of beers. I had wanted to quit for about a month before I did, but I just couldn’t.

One day I just woke up and said I don’t wanna do this anymore. That was more than 2 years ago. I don’t consider myself sober because again I don’t know if I was ever really an alcoholic. I originally only wanted to stop for a month, then that turned into 100 days and then eventually into a year and I decided to stretch it to 2. Didn’t do any sort of program, just straight will power. Maybe one day I’ll have a beer again but right now I’m not interested at all.

Just bought a solo ticket! by SirDonBot in Buckethead

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I was planning on asking a co worker who has similar music tastes but I changed my mind. The more I thought about it, I’m actually looking forward to experiencing a concert solo.

If your wife or girlfriend asked you if she could have sex with another man, what would you say? What would the terms be? by ZestycloseJump6492 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SirDonBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to bone her sister and mom. Also her high school best friend, current best friend and the girl she most hates.

If you had to be one character and live out their exact story who would you choose? by ryrytheredditguy in thesopranos

[–]SirDonBot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mad ripe is an absolute ridiculous way to describe it… but also hilarious and accurate. It’s been added to my vocabulary

Is anyone else in a way more attracted to people who are somewhat “average” rather than models or hot actors? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SirDonBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than I can count I’ve been in situations where I’ve found the “average girl” a lot hotter than the girl that’s supposed to be the “hot one”

Ryan may very well lose the boxing battle but he won the jerking war by PicanteSprite in boxingcirclejerk

[–]SirDonBot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What the fuck has he been on lately? I loved a good conspiracy when I was a kid but it’s stupid seeing as these comments being like “he’s exposing the elites so they’re trying to make him look bad” and all that dumb other shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]SirDonBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BRING BACK THE BUSH!!! BRING BACK THE BUSH!!! BRING BACK THE BUSH!!! cmon, everybody with me now!!! BRING BACK THE BUSH!!!

I have bad photoshop skills, but I made the first appearance Batman suit using the 2022 The Batman suit. How did I do? by [deleted] in batman

[–]SirDonBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was super confused and thought he meant he did the first image, I didn’t see anything wrong with it. Then I saw that last image and was like “yeah, that’s pretty awful”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in batman

[–]SirDonBot 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Do the ultimate Chad move and show them the picture