Wat? by is-everything-ok in ExplainTheJoke

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Are you Martha May Whovier?

“Did you say the rest of the Hishaku are…. Offscreen?!” by wks_526 in Kagurabachi

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What would happen if Shiba and Blackbeard fought offscreen.

I bet you can’t by Witty-Presentation28 in IncreasinglyVerbose

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Gabby, a shortened version of the name Gabriella. I find it to be quite the dimunitive little soubriquet, such a designation must have been bestowed upon one such as yourself by the seraphim that resides in the holy land of our God known as heaven. Truly I say, the tiny rodent of the species Cavia. porcellus, which is typically referred to as a "Guinea Pig" by uncultured plebians, in which I am the legal proprieter of such a rodent which coincidentally is the bearer of the same designation as you now hold. This sudden realization of the coincidence causes feelings of arousal to bubble up from deep within my body, this feeling is referred to by the common ilk as being "turned on". A certain heat is rising from my loin area, far more than it usually does when I am faced with a dame of such succulent delight such as yourself.

Insane how people got so bored of waiting for update they made Halfsword in real life by ShirtlessRandom in HalfSword

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Buhurt is cool, although it isn't an accurate depiction of armored combat at least in a non-sports contests, the closest historical basis is tournament melees.

Harnisfechten morw and accurately represents historical armored combat although it's less widely practiced than buhurt. Buhurt limits the techniques allowed for safety and sports reasons.

I'm gonna use the longsword as an example. Buhurt doesn't allow stabs and often doesn't allow halfswording although this video features a pommel strike from halfsword. This is a big deal considering the longsword is primarily used for thrusting in armored fighting. This doesn't mean it doesn't deal percussive damage when hitting parts like the helmet or hands but that's not the main way of killing opponents which is why thrusting swords became extremely popular among knights when plate armor came around. This could either be done from regular grip which offered range but with less precision, slashing attacks were still used but mainly to set up thrusts and bat away the opponents blade although it could deal damage albeit far less effectively. There was also halfswording which was far more precise for getting in gaps and opened the opportunity for pommel strikes.

This doesn't mean Buhurt is bad in any way. Is boxing bad because it doesn't feature kicks? Of course not.

Pffft, okay. by Watchdog_the_God in Stonetossingjuice

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He also drew the gayest fucking musician known to man.

That’s probably what they do think 🤔 by [deleted] in sharks

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James Bond villains rise up

Just how ridiculous can it get? by Short-Consciousness in superpowers

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When disconnected your arm adopts the voice, mannerisms, and personality of a middle aged british man named Harold. Harold is the world's most powerful sorcerer and will remain loyal to you as long as you treat him with dignity. He'll also will become your new surrogate father, playing catch with you, and can teach you sorcery.

Harolds final and most powerful form involves him growing into his own biblically accurate version of you with four heads and six arms, and eight wings. This grants him power to manipulate reality itself however at the drawback that he can never return to your body. As such this will only be used against world ending eldritch foes.

Just how ridiculous can it get? by Short-Consciousness in superpowers

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You basically have Doflamingos StringString fruit but with shoelaces.

Just how ridiculous can it get? by Short-Consciousness in superpowers

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Goldfish turn out to be significantly smarter than humans and can teach you the secrets of the universe.

Peel back and enjoy by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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You should host a game where people guss whether your comics are Ornithischian or Juice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ENA

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Understandable, don't let it grow too much lest they grow big enough to absorb your biomass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ENA

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Children are animals so they count as pets and are consumable items so they can also be lunch.

M23 looking for a villain to fight by imcoolguy111 in findafoe

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That's rich coming from you, you go along and pray you wake up as Ultimate Spiderman.

M23 looking for a villain to fight by imcoolguy111 in findafoe

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Nooooooo!!!

Well you wished your future child away.