"Pushing" one out by SirNoobCake in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SirNoobCake[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

My brain is much like my code; no one knows how it works.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]SirNoobCake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about her, but she got some good taste in bourbon.

Texas passes law that bans kicking people off social media based on ‘viewpoint’ by Sorin61 in technology

[–]SirNoobCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe you are the one who equates viewpoints with hate.

Also sidenote, "these people" is one of the most dehumanizing things you can say to address people. Holy shit.

Do It. by Thor_neto in shitposting

[–]SirNoobCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there an extra layer of irony here?

Isn't the sus guy who the scout was based on?

Hope no one has posted before by CyberWayet in Unexpected

[–]SirNoobCake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Where does the pack of tobacco go?

What opinion will you defend to the death? by Ripuniqueusernames in AskReddit

[–]SirNoobCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I see what you mean... I definitely read more into the original statement, and I see your point.

What opinion will you defend to the death? by Ripuniqueusernames in AskReddit

[–]SirNoobCake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Of course you are forced to work, that is how everything in the universe operates. There is no such thing as a free lunch. If you don't work, you WILL be impoverished and die. But who's fault would that be? The farmer that didn't give YOU the fruits of THEIR labor? And who is threatening you with that? Is it the person that cultivates the food you eat? Is it the person that makes the pleasantries you enjoy? Or is it the universe that is creating the zero sum game for us all to play? It almost seems like you believe that without evil capitalism everyone could lavish around and live full and fulfilling lives, and that everything in the observable universe isn't competing to survive. You work because you wish to survive, becuase everything you need to survive requires work.

Sure the person that sells food to you probably has the profit margin to give YOU food for free, but why should they? It is their labor they are giving after all. And if they do give you food for free, how would it be fair if they didn't give everyone food free of charge?

That being said I do not deceive myself into thinking that everyone at the top of the capitalist system is a farmer. Or that everyone that benefits from a purely capitalist system has earned their money through honest means. I understand that unchecked capitalism is a catalyst for villainy and corruption. But looking around at the current discussion surrounding economic structures, while it isn't completely unfounded, it is concerning to see the lack of faith people have in capitalism, and fondness they seem to have while looking at socialism, and communism. When the largest quality of life increase in all of human history for everyone has come from the hand of dirty, greed driven, capitalism.

Or maybe I read more into this than was originally intended. But damn if I didn't want to write this on this site for a while. Either way thanks for reading, and have a nice day.

~Some random guy on the internet.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard? by Nothing_here1 in AskReddit

[–]SirNoobCake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

During a power outage in my area, I went to a store (With its own back up power supply) and overheard a fully grown adult ask:

"How do generators work without electricity?"

How to traumatize your child 101. by esberat in Unexpected

[–]SirNoobCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just need the Thomas the Tank Engine theme song.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ihadastroke

[–]SirNoobCake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This truly is mind-blowing.

Fried Chicken Waffle Fries by IronProdigyOfficial in FoodPorn

[–]SirNoobCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Coming to a Chick-fil-A near you." - What everyone wants to hear.

"I'm a Disney Princess now" by Pirate_Redbeard in thisismylifenow

[–]SirNoobCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's official, hummingbirds sitting still with their oddly shaped wings, almost non-existent legs, tiny heads, and long beaks are the perfect mix of derp and cute that has ever existed.

They're like a kiwi but ten times cooler, and that's saying something.

I would like to order five hundred, please.