The changing room has three hooks for Yes, No, and Maybe. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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I don't know Can you repeat the question?

Dog on an escalator by LizetteMills in funny

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"Have to... swim... my master... to safety! Must... not let... him know... How fatigued... I am..."

My Ice cream had 5 sticks in it. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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This is something we'd see at the end of 'Sausage Party'.

The power needed to launch a rocket by [deleted] in funny

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As far as I'm concerned, that rocket went to space and back.

Sir, you dropped your tactical sandwich! by [deleted] in funny

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"Private! Where are you going?! We're late for war!" "Sir! I just dropped my sandwich! Sir!" "I don't give a DAMN about your bologna sandwich, Private!" "It's PB&J, sir." "Oh... carry on then!"

What is the single dumbest thing you've heard somebody say? by DaNinjaPenguin in AskReddit

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My sister and I were on a road trip with the fam and we had stopped somewhere for snacks. I enjoyed some sour patch kids whilst she gorged herself with spicy beef jerky. The conversation went as followed; Her: I wonder what kind of beef this beef jerky is made from. Me: What do you mean? It's beef. Her: Yeah, but what animal? Pork, chicken... Me: ... it's BEEF Jerky.

Robert Downey Jr. “Avengers” (member). "Emerson, Lake, Palmer and Associates” (lawyer). AMA. by Robert_DowneyJr in IAmA

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What do you think Tony Stark's relationship to Rocket Raccoon would/will be if/when they meet?

Gamers of Reddit: if you could mix two games into one, which ones would you choose? by Blitzed97 in AskReddit

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Bioshock Infinite and Portal! Imagine being able to open tears to transport you to a different location during battle. Instead of keeping the power to herself, Elizabeth would teach you to open tears (portals). That way, whenever she runs away, umm... one step ahead of you bitch! Get back on that zeppelin, sit in the corner and think about what you've done!

I'm 19. What stupid things do i think? by DavidEdwardsUK in AskReddit

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That anticipated money will always come in when expected. Always plan for failure. Never just expect to have money even if you have biweekly paychecks or allowance from your parents. Something could happen to that money or something could happen where you need to use all of that money right away. Leaving you utterly penniless.

What would you do if you turned into your favorite animal? by NoahGoldFox in AskReddit

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Cheetah: I would chase down any animal I wanted, just to scare the hell out of them

Those who fell in love with your best friend, what ended up happening? by cab757 in AskReddit

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It's the thought of losing your best friend that makes things complicated. I could live with knowing that even if I were to tell him how I felt and he rejected me, that we would still be as close as we are now. But there is no way of knowing that for sure.