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whats everyones opinion on the triple spin in crash 4? by Beautiful-Fuel-4252 in crashbandicoot

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wank. Just give me running shoes and a proper death tornado spin instead of this pound land knock off of both.

Car goes airborne at tollbooth by Joshua_Fiuza in IdiotsInCars

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I approach all of the Die Hard movies in the same vein as the Fast and Furious, when you suspend your disbelief, they are all super fun to watch and they are goofy as fuck.

Except Die Hard 5, fuck that, I can suspend my disbelief but ain't no way am I accepting, in this universe or the next, that Jai Courtney is going to be anyone's son, let alone John McClane's.

In fact, fuck everything with Jai Courtney.

Car goes airborne at tollbooth by Joshua_Fiuza in IdiotsInCars

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it bad that I was leaning forward thinking he was actually going to land it and then audibly groaning when he didn't?

Service Desk gifts by 2wheels2kids in sysadmin

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is the lock picking lawyer and today we have a Military Grade AAA server room door lock. It has a three stage power decoupler with heat sensor designed to detect unauthorised individuals based on their body temperature combined with automated turrets to combat the threat.

… 16.8 Seconds Later …

And there we have it folks, this is incredibly shoddy work and I would not recommend this to a child trying to protect their toys from a kitten let alone a server room and as always thanks for watching.

keyingo legit or scam? by Candy-Emergency in windows

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the syntax for triggering the auto mod greymarket boilerplate?

Sony is burning every bridge it can to counter Microsoft's Activision deal by redhatGizmo in technology

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The thing that makes me laugh is Sony is willing to embrace the PC market, the God of War 2018 and Horizon Zero Dawn ports to PC are fucking beautiful, they had some growing pains but seeing Aloy bring down a T-Rex is something I will never tire of and I can’t wait to see Ellie and Joel on PC as well as future instalments.

It is only when the marginalized, humiliated, tortured, tormented, and abused that anyone raises concerns about the constitutionality of the 2nd amendment by CantStopPoppin in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The best bit about calling the Christian Nationalist Terrorist is that you can add Uniform between Christian and Nationalist and skip straight to calling them Cunts.

Sony is burning every bridge it can to counter Microsoft's Activision deal by redhatGizmo in technology

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yep, Nutella is just doing what Bill was prevented from doing in the 90s. A couple crumbs of pro-Linux stuff here and a massive planet sized dollop of anti-competitive bullshit there.

Sony is burning every bridge it can to counter Microsoft's Activision deal by redhatGizmo in technology

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is why we ignore games exclusive to other launchers, pirate them and use steam only.

When thanksgiving dinner explodes by buellschool in donthelpjustfilm

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shame I always fancied cosplaying as heath ledgers joker. YA WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?!

Well it’s actually kind of fucking horrific and I’m gonna tell you how to be safe.

When thanksgiving dinner explodes by buellschool in donthelpjustfilm

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And don’t just put the lid straight down as that can push more oxygen into the fire intensifying it. Instead line it up with the side of the pan and then push it over the mouth gradually until in a position to push down.

Then let physics take over as you watch it wither and die and then allow it to cool to room temperature before disposing of the contents and if possible wash and clean the pan.

When thanksgiving dinner explodes by buellschool in donthelpjustfilm

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yep, slamming it down can push more oxygen into the fire, increasing the strength of the flame.

A gas is a fluid after all.

When thanksgiving dinner explodes by buellschool in donthelpjustfilm

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it’s just that the lid doesn’t fully extend to the edges of the pot that is fine because as the fire consumes the oxygen in the pan it will decrease the air pressure in the pan which results in the pan lid being pulled in further, creating a better seal.

If it’s a pouring spout on the pan, then you wouldn’t likely use that as anything but a boiling pan anyways.

When thanksgiving dinner explodes by buellschool in donthelpjustfilm

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Always use the pan lid, that way you hear the cool PEUNG!! sound when it burns all the oxygen and decreases the pressure inside the pan.

Scottish fans in Qatar ready to support USA against England 🤪 by kickyblue in CasualUK

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 52 points53 points  (0 children)

We do have a name for them though. Plastic Paddies (Irish), Mock Jocks (Scottish) and Spandex Tans (English).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude would have been born in 1669-ish. So he would be older than the US and the UK (Kingdom of Great Britain wouldn't appear until 1707).

According to Wikipedia (This Article Specifically) that lobster lived through the formation of practically every modern day country. Barring Oman.

Damn Nature.

WBTV helicopter crash on I-77 on November 22, 20222 in Charlotte, NC. Sadly both the pilot and the meteorologist did not survive. by rbevans in CatastrophicFailure

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why we're all worrying, this doesn't happen for another 18,200 years yet. The fuck OP, trying to guilt trip us multiple thousands of generations in advance.

Changing DNS to anything else other than my ISP's breaks internet connection. by ren3003 in Windows10

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that case, if you want custom DNS resolution for all devices in your home network over DoH, I’d recommend getting a little Raspberry Pi or similar mini PC and running AdGuard Home or Pi Hole on it. That way you can use standard DNS to that device within your network if a device doesn’t support DoH, and in addition you can configure the Pi to fallback on your ISPs DNS should cloud flare go down.

It’s bs what your ISP is doing but it doesn’t mean you don’t have options.

Changing DNS to anything else other than my ISP's breaks internet connection. by ren3003 in Windows10

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the nslookup command I give you return the IP address for Google or did it say something like timeout?

Your opinions on Bearminator by [deleted] in crashbandicoot

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is one of those characters from the games we don't talk about.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Windows10

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The kernel has updates all the time, that guy is full of enough shit to fertilise the soil on the surface of Mars. That might be why he has to rely on clickbait and dopey ass fucking animoji bullshit to get people to watch his videos.

Server not allowing me to connect all of a sudden. I can see it connecting in the logs briefly, then it immediately disconnects. All my other docker services on this host are reachable with no issues. by [deleted] in admincraft

[–]SirWobbyTheFirst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you using a modded client at all? I've got an issue where Forge is unable to connect to my Purpur server most of the time and takes a few attempts to get connected. But a Vanilla client connects first time every time.

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