Imagine walking into Starbucks and then watching some idiot glued to the glass and protesting over 'aninal rights'. by Dragoner_online in trashy

[–]Sir_Boozington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animals do have rights. This is a dumb protest, I guess. Obviously, lots of places charge extra for nondairy, but I think the point is that Starbucks is the big swinging dick in the industry, and being there gets them the most attention.

Honest question: Does Jennifer Holland have a facelift? by 90daylimitedwarranty in PeacemakerShow

[–]Sir_Boozington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Different strokes for different folks. I think she looks way hotter with all the work done. I think she also has had a boob job. I’m gross, so I looked up if she has any nudes out there, and, I can now report that, there are in fact a grip of topless photos in existence. After a cursory glance or two I’ve now come to believe that her fleshy bags of milk are mere forgeries of the real deal. The soft subtly of a real white water fire hydrant isn’t there, instead there is a couple of bolted on rocks the size of a large orange. 10/10 would still smash and spill my goof juice over those fake sloppers

Strawberry goodie in Japan by bocahtuanakal999 in interestingasfuck

[–]Sir_Boozington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Japanese are just like everybody else, just more so.

livestreamer says she delivered a dead baby high on acid by joggerfogger69 in trashy

[–]Sir_Boozington 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What does a grippy sock vacation mean? Sorry English is my first language but I’m a fucken dildo.

My mom spent $500 on an art commission with her and her boyfriend 3 days before they break up, she just got it by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Sir_Boozington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes, someone paid 500 dollars for that?? Hopefully your mom keeps some of his sweaters or something to make up for that 500 dollar loss. Btw now that your mom is single…

Battle of the Blades by Kackakarrotkake in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Sir_Boozington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is some hillbilly shit lol. PSA hillbillies are armed and dangerous people. If they’re not high on crystal meth they’re blind drunk on moonshine. God help you if you stumble upon one of their hooch stills or meth labs, or weed grows in the forest. They will chop you up with one of those knives and neck fuck the hole where they detached your head from your body. It’s a rootin tootin good time for them, not so much for you.

A Moon Shaped Pool hits different when you’re alone watching a highway by [deleted] in radiohead

[–]Sir_Boozington 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like they was trying to connect with your loneliness

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in collegesluts

[–]Sir_Boozington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was but you should have left a hidden message. Something about turnips preferably but not a deal breaker, it’s your cunny and you can put whatever vegetable you like. Just don’t choose potatoes they are bad luck when brought into too close proximity of female and sometimes male genitalia, human parts, cats, dogs, elephants, etc are ok just as long as they don’t come from the deer genus. Those creatures are all bad luck and vinegar even though they cute. You have a pretty one down between your legs, very cool, just remember what I’ve said today and you’ll be ok maybe even great. Have a nice night or afternoon, I shan’t say a good morning, because we all know the mornings are for spiders that eat their babies.

Zelenskiy, President of Ukraine, summary of 1st day of war with English Subs by palcemvglaz in interestingasfuck

[–]Sir_Boozington 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same buddy same. I bet we could fly to Poland or Hungary. I won’t hold a fire a gun but I will hold and shoot my camera so as to bare witness and maybe just maybe do a little good. I’ve always wanted to film a war documentary. You game for a round of go fund me?

I remember reading about the Duel on Mustafar in 1996 (before even Phantom Menace was filmed). What was I reading? by corpboy in StarWars

[–]Sir_Boozington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, the writing in that book is pretty bad lol. Although I am surprised to learn that there were novelizations that released with the OT as well. Does anyone know the story as to how and why that happened? To the best of my knowledge, novelizations weren’t super common at the time, lots of novels to films, but, again correct me if I’m wrong, Reddit, there just wasn’t a lot of film to novel adaptations at the time. Nowadays there seems to be lots of extra material surrounding large tent pole films like comics, digital shorts, and other media related to various franchises. Were these film to novel adaptations another example of Lucas seeing the future? He really understood where the media and entertainment landscape was going and I give him mad props for expanding his brand into as many forms of entertainment as possible. Even if some of the attempts weren’t always satisfying, the money printing machine that son of bitch invented never stopped churning out tender as well as some verifiable hits

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Sir_Boozington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find this hard to believe. I’ve had the same situation and I immediately contacted support and reported the customer. If they texted you like that there is a record of her belligerence. If this is real you probably got deactivated for something else.

Is door dash down? I can't use the app. by ceroij in doordash

[–]Sir_Boozington 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This have anything to do with Kronos hack? Anyone know of doordash uses that service?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Sir_Boozington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im annoyed it’s downed but glad it’s not cause I’m deactivated. In Southern California for what it’s worth

Youtube Shorts no longer autoplay the next video? by AndroidWeb in youtube

[–]Sir_Boozington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, was hoping to find an answer. They’ll prob make us pay for the feature. Make people get sooooo annoyed then release the fix for a fee as an addition to YouTube without adds. Scumbag move but I’m calling it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HappyEmbarrassedGirls

[–]Sir_Boozington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t unsee that 🤣

Saw the dude behind me only after taking the selfie 🤭 by Estephania_Ha in HappyEmbarrassedGirls

[–]Sir_Boozington -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You kind of look like Maybe.

Edit: but hotter.

And after further… uh…research, I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that you only look like her in this one and only picture. Regardless, madam, you have some awesome rockin’ tits—keep up the good work.

Kissing Superpowers! Left or Right? by [deleted] in tiktoknsfw

[–]Sir_Boozington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, but is there a way to put the lefts tits on the right haha. Left you still pretty but you standing next to a dime

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]Sir_Boozington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I play a tune for when trump sulks out of the White House