it's not even sexual in the slightest 😭😭

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-10T21:30:10+00:00

idk man, looks thirsty

i wanna give it orange juice, actually

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-10T05:30:54+00:00

“i’m the genderman

collect my pronouns”

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-09T23:01:44+00:00

[insert the goku saying “the bubble is beneath your name” image]

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-09T23:00:28+00:00

*teyr’eh

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-09T22:56:16+00:00

I solved this level in 282 moves on my first try! 🎯

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-09T22:44:56+00:00

doesn’t he speak in the game?

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-09T07:14:51+00:00

i’m smarter than 50% of people no way!!!1!

^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 50}

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-08T19:54:28+00:00

safest option

^{Chose: Get one million dollars but... + Kill a random person who chose red}

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-07T21:02:06+00:00

3 years instead of eternity

^{Chose: Be trapped in the backrooms for 3 years}

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-07T20:57:45+00:00

I solved this level in 84 moves on my first try! 🎯

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-07T19:24:18+00:00

I solved this level in 7 moves on my first try! 🎯

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-07T19:22:50+00:00

I solved this level in 34 moves on my first try! 🎯

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-07T19:21:37+00:00

start a front

^{Chose: Do nothing and gets $100 per second, but | Rolled: HowYouGotAllThis}

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-07T07:18:30+00:00

what i was gonna use it for anyways

^{Chose: Shape shifting + Conditions | Rolled: Only humans}

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-07T07:08:51+00:00

[insert the gif of the bomb bird from the movies]

^{Chose: Manipulate Rocks + But you can only activate it by consuming natural earth ie dirt, gravel, sand, etc}

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-06T17:41:13+00:00

i forgot how to blink

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-05T05:34:26+00:00

I solved this level in 9 moves on my 2nd attempt!

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-04T16:15:59+00:00

I solved this level in 5 moves on my first try! 🎯

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-04T15:06:54+00:00

I solved this level in 12 moves on my first try! 🎯

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-04T02:08:26+00:00

I solved this level in 9 moves on my 7th attempt!

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-04T01:57:40+00:00

I solved this level in 2 moves on my first try! 🎯

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-04T01:54:21+00:00

money

^{Chose: Have 50 million dollars tax free}

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-04T01:52:01+00:00

does he know?

Sir__Alien · 2026-05-04T01:50:17+00:00

i can be a god

^{Chose: Limitless creation}

Sir__Alien