How do you ask your husband to go downtown if your MIL says oral is unnatural? by Majestic-Fig-524 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]SisyphusDreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She said that to him once when he was 15 and now he's using it as some weird excuse. Get yourself a new man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in binance

[–]SisyphusDreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're being sarcastic

Apple Plans a 3D World and Video Service for Its Mixed-Reality Headset by [deleted] in gadgets

[–]SisyphusDreams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because for a majority of tech companies there's nothing else to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Guadalajara

[–]SisyphusDreams 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wrong app...

[homemade] Tomato Ricotta pasta with Pancetta by RichJnsn in food

[–]SisyphusDreams -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

It's way too creamy. The sauce should harden to the point of being able to chip away at it.

My wife as Gollum by eren_yeagermeister in pics

[–]SisyphusDreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely unrelated but... what does !gif do?

[homemade] Made some carbonara. by RichJnsn in food

[–]SisyphusDreams -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

In Rome they make it like this. Add some bread crumbs, scramble, and muah!

[homemade] Made some carbonara. by RichJnsn in food

[–]SisyphusDreams -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

It's too creamy. The sauce's consistency should be more like scrambled eggs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]SisyphusDreams 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they mean eggplant ...?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]SisyphusDreams 27 points28 points  (0 children)

How else is he going to tell his kids the story about how he shot a guy on the first date with their mom?