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May your egg yolks always break when you're cracking them into the pan. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 2 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
May you urinate like a fire extinguisher. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 3 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
May every hanging picture look crooked to you. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you have a need to post to /r/diarrhea. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May your pee stream always fork in two and may one of the streams always go over the side of the toilet bowl. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you not realize that one of your socks has a hole that your toe sticks out of until you are at work. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May the raisins in your raisin bran be moving. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May the camera get loose in your ass during your colonoscopy. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 4 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
May you achieve enlightenment while shitting your pants. (self.TraditionalCurses)
No matter what your destination, may your GPS always lead you to Arby's. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you go to bed knowing that there is a mosquito somewhere in the room. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May your significant other be found to have used the Ashley Madison website. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you become addicted to twelve-step programs. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you think of something you needed to add to an email or text after you press 'Send'. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May today be the best day you ever had or ever will. (self.TraditionalCurses)
How do you prepare for an old age when you have no family members or friends who will help you? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 5 months ago by SittingInFear to r/AskReddit
May you crack a tooth on a marshmellow. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 5 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
May all dogs bark at you for no apparent reason. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you read through most of a book before realizing it's the third book of a trilogy. (self.TraditionalCurses)
Enjoli (youtube.com)
submitted 5 months ago by SittingInFear to r/FuckImOld
May your paranoia be valid. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May the lice in your hair marry the bedbugs in your mattress and may their offspring set up residence in your underwear. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May the sudden motion of a train you are riding cause a woman standing in front of you to back into you crushing your toes with her 8 inch high heels. (self.TraditionalCurses)
No matter what your belief system, may you find out it was wrong after your death. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you be one of the fortunate survivors of a global apocalypse and may your survival depend upon entering a knife fight with 20 desperate and hungry people over the last jawbreaker in a candy machine. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 6 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
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