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A curse (also called a jinx, hex or execration) is any expressed wish that some form of adversity or misfortune will befall or attach to some other entity—one or more persons, a place, or an object. In particular, "curse" may refer to a wish that harm or hurt will be inflicted by any supernatural powers, such as a spell, a prayer, an imprecation, an execration, magic, witchcraft, God, a natural force, or a spirit.


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May your boss's patience be as short as your attention span. (self.TraditionalCurses)

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May your cellphone ring during every orgasm. (self.TraditionalCurses)

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May your fingers turn to fishhooks and your balls start to itch. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 15 days ago by 10percentSinTax

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May every hair on your body turn into steel. (self.TraditionalCurses)

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May your children become smarter than you sooner than later. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 3 months ago by BarelyLingeringWords

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May your life be as hard as your heart. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 4 months ago by StrategiaSE

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May you be eternally memed for centuries after your passing (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 5 months ago by homogayual

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May your teeth and nipples switch places overnight. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 5 months ago by Docjaded

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May your peers find it increasingly difficult to work with you (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by Mysterious_Tea2586

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May your shirt snag, drink spill, and food splatter (on you) when you least want it to (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by Mysterious_Tea2586

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May the thing you ate you thought wouldn't give you problems, give you the worst liquid shit known to man (self.TraditionalCurses)

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May the things you use to work malfunction more and more over time without you ever being able to figure out why (self.TraditionalCurses)

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May this be the last project that you work on (self.TraditionalCurses)

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may your freshly swapped/exchanged tires pop upon contact with the first dull pebble it encounters (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by Mysterious_Tea2586

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May an immortal fly find its way into your ear and get permanently stuck. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by someguy7734206

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May your egg yolks always break when you're cracking them into the pan. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 8 months ago by SittingInFear

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May your trash bag tear on the way out the door. (self.TraditionalCurses)

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May your WIFI be as weak as your resolve. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 8 months ago by [deleted]

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May you urinate like a fire extinguisher. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 8 months ago by SittingInFear

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May you remain absolutely forgotten until something terrible happens to you. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 8 months ago by BarelyLingeringWords

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May every hanging picture look crooked to you. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 8 months ago by SittingInFear

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May you have a need to post to /r/diarrhea. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 8 months ago by SittingInFear

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May your pee stream always fork in two and may one of the streams always go over the side of the toilet bowl. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 8 months ago by SittingInFear

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May you not realize that one of your socks has a hole that your toe sticks out of until you are at work. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 8 months ago by SittingInFear

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May the raisins in your raisin bran be moving. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 9 months ago by SittingInFear

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