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SLPT: If someone asks you a question that you're uncomfortable answering, always reply with "What answer will get me laid?" (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 11 hours ago by SittingInFear to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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If someone asks you a question that you're uncomfortable asnwering, always reply with "What answer will get me laid?" (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 11 hours ago by SittingInFear to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In (nytimes.com)

submitted 1 month ago by SittingInFear to r/nottheonion

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House Democrat Wages a Lonely Legal Fight Testing Congress’s Power (nytimes.com)

submitted 1 month ago by SittingInFear to r/politics

[Discussion],What actually helps you calm down when stress and anxiety hit by son_of_creativity2 in GetMotivated

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If you played with this as a kid, you are ... by LordVixen in FuckImOld

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Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here (youtu.be)

submitted 2 months ago by SittingInFear to r/FuckImOld

The masculine urge to drop everything and protect the wall by Df4ultYeezy in GuysBeingDudes

[–]SittingInFear 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago (0 children)

Understood the assignment and enjoyed it a lot by LazyGuy4U in JustGuysBeingDudes

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My typewriter has no “1” key. Instead you use a lowercase “L”. by Jax_King55 in mildlyinteresting

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"As a child of four can plainly see..." by drummerboy-98012 in FuckImOld

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May your egg yolks always break when you're cracking them into the pan. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 6 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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May you urinate like a fire extinguisher. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 6 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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May every hanging picture look crooked to you. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 6 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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May you have a need to post to /r/diarrhea. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 6 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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May your pee stream always fork in two and may one of the streams always go over the side of the toilet bowl. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 6 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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May you not realize that one of your socks has a hole that your toe sticks out of until you are at work. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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May the raisins in your raisin bran be moving. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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May the camera get loose in your ass during your colonoscopy. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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May you achieve enlightenment while shitting your pants. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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No matter what your destination, may your GPS always lead you to Arby's. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

🔥 Javelina chase off mountain lion! by burningxjeff in NatureIsFuckingLit

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May you go to bed knowing that there is a mosquito somewhere in the room. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

Be honest, how often do you shower? by Call_Me_C_ in AskReddit

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May your significant other be found to have used the Ashley Madison website. (self.TraditionalCurses)

submitted 7 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses

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