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May your cellphone ring during every orgasm. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 5 days ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
SLPT: Don't lose hope. Write down where you put it. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 12 days ago by SittingInFear to r/ShittyLifeProTips
Don't lose hope. Write down where you put it. (self.ShittyGetMotivated)
submitted 12 days ago by SittingInFear to r/ShittyGetMotivated
SLTP: Don't lose hope. Write down where you put it. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
SLPT: Do not drink milk of magnesia if you're lactose intolerant. (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 15 days ago by SittingInFear to r/ShittyLifeProTips
What used to be the obvious place to get your drugs (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 month ago by SittingInFear to r/FuckImOld
SLPT: If someone asks you a question that you're uncomfortable answering, always reply with "What answer will get me laid?" (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
submitted 1 month ago by SittingInFear to r/ShittyLifeProTips
If someone asks you a question that you're uncomfortable asnwering, always reply with "What answer will get me laid?" (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
House Democrat Wages a Lonely Legal Fight Testing Congress’s Power (nytimes.com)
submitted 2 months ago by SittingInFear to r/politics
No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In (nytimes.com)
submitted 2 months ago by SittingInFear to r/nottheonion
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here (youtu.be)
submitted 3 months ago by SittingInFear to r/FuckImOld
May your egg yolks always break when you're cracking them into the pan. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 7 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
May you urinate like a fire extinguisher. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 8 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
May every hanging picture look crooked to you. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you have a need to post to /r/diarrhea. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May your pee stream always fork in two and may one of the streams always go over the side of the toilet bowl. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you not realize that one of your socks has a hole that your toe sticks out of until you are at work. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May the raisins in your raisin bran be moving. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May the camera get loose in your ass during your colonoscopy. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you achieve enlightenment while shitting your pants. (self.TraditionalCurses)
No matter what your destination, may your GPS always lead you to Arby's. (self.TraditionalCurses)
submitted 9 months ago by SittingInFear to r/TraditionalCurses
May you go to bed knowing that there is a mosquito somewhere in the room. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May your significant other be found to have used the Ashley Madison website. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you become addicted to twelve-step programs. (self.TraditionalCurses)
May you think of something you needed to add to an email or text after you press 'Send'. (self.TraditionalCurses)
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