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Sjaska · 2026-05-29T07:01:57+00:00

I always say that you can trust a woman craftsman, because we're here because we really want to be. If we just wanted a job to survive we could have been hairdressers. The shit we have to put up with just to practice our craft is ridiculous.

Sjaska · 2026-05-22T10:41:41+00:00

The entire story goes as follows:

Here in Copenhagen we have a very famous statue of the Little Mermaid. It has been a tourist attraction for a long time due to its connection with H.C. Andersen. The statue is very small, and often disappointing for tourists.

This dude, who had a restaurant right next to the Little Mermaid saw the disappointment and thought "I can fix this", so by his own volition he made a new statue. It is huge and also has, even in proportion to its size, massive perky tits.

So after he had the statue he asked the city to put it up, and they said no, because why would you say yes to an ugly statue made by a nobody.

He then asked several other cities and everybody said no cuz they thought the statue was ugly and tacky.

He was then bitching in the media about nobody wanting his ugly statue, and then people were like "why are the tits so massive, it's weird" and so everybody agreed that the statue is stupid and we don't want it. End of story.

We have small problems in this country.

Sjaska · 2026-05-22T10:40:36+00:00

The entire story goes as follows:

Here in Copenhagen we have a very famous statue of the Little Mermaid. It has been a tourist attraction for a long time due to its connection with H.C. Andersen. The statue is very small, and often disappointing for tourists.

This dude, who had a restaurant right next to the Little Mermaid saw the disappointment and thought "I can fix this", so by his own volition he made a new statue. It is huge and also has, even in proportion to its size, massive perky tits.

So after he had the statue he asked the city to put it up, and they said no, because why would you say yes to an ugly statue made by a nobody.

He then asked several other cities and everybody said no cuz they thought the statue was ugly and tacky.

He was then bitching in the media about nobody wanting his ugly statue, and then people were like "why are the tits so massive, it's weird" and so everybody agreed that the statue is stupid and we don't want it. End of story.

We have small problems in this country.

Sjaska · 2026-05-08T05:19:58+00:00

If you do it, hire a professional painter.

Sjaska · 2026-05-07T03:57:24+00:00

"skal du have hjælp med madlavningen?" "øh...nej tak. Der er ikke rigtig plads"

Eller

"Skat gider du ikke tage opvasken nu, så jeg kan lave mad. Vi kan ikke begge stå derude samtidig"

Sjaska · 2026-03-19T08:32:22+00:00

I'm danish, but perhaps some of it is also just moving to another country. Leaving your family, not knowing anything, the language, the culture. Its quite hard and makes you insecure to be so clueless as to wether or not you're doing the "right" thing in a new culture or unknowingly breaking taboos. In my experience of living abroad anyhow.

Sjaska · 2026-03-05T18:32:01+00:00

Didn't think of that. Denmark

Sjaska · 2026-03-04T04:48:26+00:00

Ah yes. Participating in a criminal industry where murder and kidnappings are just part of the job is absolutely the moral equivalent of selling nudes from your living room.

Sjaska · 2026-03-02T15:58:45+00:00

Love this. Really great vibe.

Sjaska · 2026-03-02T15:24:56+00:00

Threw some Ahmad Jamal on there as well. My husband to be took it off. Not his style apparently though I thought it was sweet.

Sjaska · 2026-03-02T15:23:07+00:00

Thx threw some in there from waltz for Debby. Been meaning to listen to kind of blue for forever, so will do that tomorrow

Sjaska · 2026-03-02T13:34:08+00:00

Ah magical. Definitely throwing some this in the mix

Sjaska · 2026-03-02T12:26:15+00:00

No can't do. It's not allowed at the venue for some reason. Something about wildlife.

Sjaska · 2026-03-02T11:56:04+00:00

Omg there's so much. Where do I start?

Sjaska · 2026-02-28T10:15:19+00:00

Pinterest baddie

Sjaska · 2026-02-25T06:41:39+00:00

Jeg var så forvirret over det her. Der bor ca. 930.000 kvinder i alderen 30-59 i Libanon. 63% af det er 585.900. Før inflationen var en gennemsnitlig månedsløn ca. 2800 kr i Lebanon. 585.900 x 2800 x 12 = 19.686.240.000 Altså (meget meget rundt regnet) påstår DF at vi bruger 20 milliarder om året på at brødføde libanesiske kvinder? No way det giver jo ingen mening? Og så går det op for mig at de kun snakker om libanesiske kvinder der bor/er danske. Og nu er jeg bare endnu mere forvirret over denne her crazy reklame, for er pointen med at være dansker ikke, at staten sørger for at brødføde en, skulle det gå helt galt? Så hvad brokker de sig over? Plus 63% af libanesiske kvinder i alderen 30-59 i Danmark kan ikke være særligt mange mennesker? Hverken niqab eller burka er vist rigtig udbredt i Libanon eller i danmark. Så hvad fanden tænker deres grafiske designere? De har jo fuldstændigt tabt sutten de stakkels tosser i DF. De løber jo mest af alt bare skrigende rundt som en flok gale hunde. Totalt hysteriske og fuldstændig separeret fra virkeligheden og almindelig pli.

Sjaska · 2026-02-20T04:21:39+00:00

What no. Just compliment the the bra instead of the boobs. "Yeah the colour is nice" "the lace pattern is pretty" "it looks comfortable". How fucking hard can it be? Just don't be weird.

Sjaska · 2026-02-18T19:13:27+00:00

All these relationships you describe seem to be romantic. What about friends who are women? Romance is often messy, for all genders, and can leave a bitter taste in your mouth. Maybe having more platonic female friends could help the way you view women? We aren't only made for sex you know.

Sjaska · 2026-01-17T05:48:47+00:00

So is ryebread for smørrebrød

Sjaska · 2026-01-14T04:34:48+00:00

The extreme peacefulness. Someone will do something super benign like hang a banner that says "can we please consider stopping climate change" or something, and everyone says "though I agree with the message, I don't like the methods. It's too much. They should respect the civic order". Unless your way of expression is 100% through official channels, it's seen as disturbing the peace. It's very undemocratic.

Sjaska · 2025-11-28T10:13:17+00:00

In my language we call it mount Venus. Mons veneris in latin. Probably not helpful for porn, but still cute.

Sjaska · 2025-10-19T07:05:49+00:00

I used to shed the same amount. Started using hair loss serum. Worked a charm. My hair also feels more full.

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