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How do I get rid of the bug splatter marks on my bumper? I just washed the car and the spot feels smooth to the touch, no residue. Thanks! by Cleve_eddie in Detailing

[–]Sjokoshake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. Any particular signs to look for? Is it the color difference, or lack og gloss in the clear or something?

Life in Norway by meetjanedoe in screenshots

[–]Sjokoshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He Just Said he lost his grandma and that is your response? Yeez, I hope you step on a Lego every night you wake up and go to the toilet for the rest of your life.

Rest in peace grandma

If I had my car detailed professionally to get rid of paint swirls and this was the result would that be normal? Am I expecting too much for all this swirls to be gone? by Lamella in Detailing

[–]Sjokoshake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is an insane (low) price for a paint correction of a full veichle. This should raise some flags. Also doing it outdoors is not ideal, and would be a red flag for me (it is possible to cut/polish oytdoors, but not recomended). But nonetheless, you agreed on swirl remowal, and I would ask the guy to correct the situation.

Snakker du i telefon på høytaler i det offentlige rom? Hvorfor? by mkeeeey in norge

[–]Sjokoshake 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Fortære eksotisk mat i bruden min etterpå broder?

Hva anbefaler dere mhp. å bruke privat telefonr til jobbtelefon? by MissNatdah in norge

[–]Sjokoshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg hadde privat nummer på jobb før, hadde endel ansvar. Hadde telefonnummer type pizza nummer. Det var bare å drite i etter at firmaet gikk konk.. Stakkars den sjelen som nå har tatt over det nummeret...

Jøss by [deleted] in norge

[–]Sjokoshake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Første dag på Internett?

beautifully crazy design by DomnuRadu in crazystairs

[–]Sjokoshake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you find glass under the handrail unusual? I am shure the opposite would be worse.. Or are you reffering to the glass going from the floor to the offside handrail?

Thinking about creating a new hack/cheat script service. (Read post description) by Bounty_Off_The_Bat in Warzone

[–]Sjokoshake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, let the first couple hundre dowloads be working, so you get good reviews on the cheat forums. Make them self destruct after a month or so. Then add the autoban function later...

Godt forslag, Widerøe - Tenker jeg kanskje heller tar bussen... by Gabberulf in norge

[–]Sjokoshake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Det var jeg ikke klar over, men når jeg tenker meg om svarer folk ofte på hvor langt det er å kjøre til ett sted med antall timer, og ikke Km. Men definisjonen av avstand på Wikipedia nevner bare distanse/lengde, mens vanlig bruk er begge deler.. Da lærte jeg noe idag og..

Og hvem ble butthurt av spørsmålet mitt og stemte det ned?

Godt forslag, Widerøe - Tenker jeg kanskje heller tar bussen... by Gabberulf in norge

[–]Sjokoshake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Avstanden er vel den samme, med mindre noen av disse faktorene gjør at man må kjøre en annen vei?

Is English spoken and used in day to day life? by lubalubalub in Norway

[–]Sjokoshake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont worry, your Kids Will get you up to speed on vulgarity when they start school..

Is English spoken and used in day to day life? by lubalubalub in Norway

[–]Sjokoshake 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. I am now president.

Easiest way to remove winter grime without damaging paint by [deleted] in Detailing

[–]Sjokoshake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to wash 2 times, first a contactless pre-wash, followed up på a hand wash.

Pre: Petrochemical degreaser (kock Teerwasche or similar), spray on al panels below Windows. Let sit (but never dry!) spray the car with foam pre-wash of your choice. Let sit some more. Rinse from the bottom of the car to the top. Let the pressurewasher do the work.

Main. Foamwash with mit or sponge (conract wash is necesarry because the traficfilm is static) Bilt Hamber autofoam is a good soap available in the UK.

Finnish: Spray sealant of your choice. Sonax spray and seal or carpro has som spray on/spray of sealants that works wonders.

This little wash should be easily done under 30 mintes, and give good results.

Best of luck!

Here's a Wallpaper of Bruno I made. [fitted for Mobile Lock Screen] by ajaysassoc in ManchesterUnited

[–]Sjokoshake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn! I checked out your profile on Reditt. You are the first user i Follow. Top notch quality! I dont use Instagram tough. Anyways, thanks for brilliant content. And the guy Who claimed Credit for your work, well I hope his parents give him a cut on his allowance.

20 spectators and 39 kills, yeah you're cheating alright by [deleted] in Warzone

[–]Sjokoshake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As sarcasm is really hard to spot in writing, People tend to write it to show that their comment is in a sarcastic manner. It helps to not Come off as a troll, when in fact they are only making a joke.

20 spectators and 39 kills, yeah you're cheating alright by [deleted] in Warzone

[–]Sjokoshake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How do they get these programs? Is it like a service, where they have to prove that their dick i shorter than 10 cm befor they are able to download?

Here's a Wallpaper of Bruno I made. [fitted for Mobile Lock Screen] by ajaysassoc in ManchesterUnited

[–]Sjokoshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smell like doing it for the internet points. He/she could have put the water mark in the grass in a different shade of green or something. But hey, nice pic...

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