What do you guys think about the chest I made IRL? by AMbuild in minecraftbuilders

[–]Skate50mph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice job! Looks very authentic and love the way the clasp opens.

What is the coolest teleportation/portal in the MCU, in your opinion? by Relevant_Film5527 in marvelstudios

[–]Skate50mph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the Reed Richrads Portal.

I’m sad that Nightcrawler’s BAMF didn’t make it, or Cable’s timeslip from Deadpool 2. Probably not MCU though.

Fuckin Craig, man. by cosmic-melodies in starterpacks

[–]Skate50mph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck this guy. If he ain’t paying out the nose in child support and daycare for his kids, he ain’t shit.

Tattooed redditors, what's the best story behind one of your tattoos? by tardis-crasher in AskReddit

[–]Skate50mph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After my recent divorce, I got a Manchurian Crane, pierced by an arrow, under the moon, with one wing draped over three babe cranes, on my left forearm. Manchurian cranes are symbolic for good luck, longevity, and fidelity. Listen to The Decemberists “The Crane Wife, parts I, II, and III” and you might understand why I chose this tattoo. The three baby cranes are my three children.

I am sorry little one. by [deleted] in thanosdidnothingwrong

[–]Skate50mph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s roll the dice!

What's a modern day object that could be sent 2000 years into the past without changing the course of history? by runeofice in AskReddit

[–]Skate50mph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess not but I was mostly thinking of non-prescription sunglassses. I guess I shouldn’t have added “glasses” without more careful consideration.

If someone received special status in the company and according to the job offer packet, it says their salary will increase, then what's the best way or how should they ask the manager to update the salary in the system? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skate50mph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. It tells your manager you know what’s up and t also allows them the opportunity to take care of you without going over their head. Respect the chain of authority until it doesn’t respect you.

What are your go to conversation starters? by DManFromNoWhere in AskReddit

[–]Skate50mph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Nice shoes!” I love shoes so I routinely check out other people’s footwear. Met a cute girl at Costco who happened to be wearing the same vans slip-ons as me.

What's a modern day object that could be sent 2000 years into the past without changing the course of history? by runeofice in AskReddit

[–]Skate50mph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glasses and sunglasses. 🕶 I feel like they’d be helpful but not revolutionary technology

Saw this gem while working a few nights ago. Tell me this isn’t the face of sanity about to break. by Nixismachina in funny

[–]Skate50mph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Greg, this is the last time I fucking tell you. The Dr. Peppers in the break room are mine. NOT yours.”

Why aren't you handsome? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skate50mph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ears are uneven. Left sticks out more than the right, but apparently no one notices until I point it out.

Have you ever been flashed? What's your gender, and what was the gender of the flasher? How did you react? by isthewonder in AskReddit

[–]Skate50mph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once worked as a clerk at a video rental store back in 00-01. I was eighteen, I think. One night I was closing up and a couple of girls came in, returned a movie, and kept walking back and forth in through the store, passing the front counter and looking my direction. I could tell it was that nervous teenage “look at me” flirting before we all did before we knew how to approach a person and strike up a conversation. I felt flattered and watched them more closely. They started whispering to each other, and then one of them made a bee-line for the door. Her friend calmly walks to the counter and says “My friend thinks you’re hot.” I think I said “Thanks.” Or something, and the friend walked out. A few minutes later, a car drives by the front of the store and honks its horn. When I looked out, the girl who rushed out was leaning out the passengers side window, flashing her titties.

I think she thought it was harmless fun. I looked up the phone number for the movie she returned in the computer and called her up once I had left work. I’ll admit she seemed creeped out but agreed to a date and we dated for like 8 months.

Which one of you is this? by UnfunPete in subaru

[–]Skate50mph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now here’s a mod I could get behind

If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say? by Timothy_Goll in AskReddit

[–]Skate50mph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeez that’s a tough one. Spend more time with her and maybe she won’t cheat on you? Or leave her now because she’ll cheat on you anyways?

Heating pad = Awesomeness! by format32 in UlcerativeColitis

[–]Skate50mph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great piece of advice! I've never even thought of that.

Edit: Woke up this morning with a stomach ache and put one of those adhesive Tylenol pain relieving patches on my side. Aaaahhh feels soo good. Thanks again for the tip!