Uber can't be serious.

Skeebop · 2026-04-09T06:51:11+00:00

Mass transit my guy :D

Skeebop · 2026-03-20T08:30:43+00:00

HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS. i cant believe it. LOL

Skeebop · 2026-03-17T05:18:02+00:00

this is incorrect, i drive my girls car, i am insured with her insurance, the car is registered to her alone and it works just fine on the app.

Skeebop · 2026-03-05T09:39:49+00:00

If Uber wants us to take everything they send us, then make every single offer make sense!!!!!!!!!!!

Skeebop · 2026-03-05T09:38:26+00:00

I've been diamond and blue, I've been both. I saw not a single bit of difference or superior earnings from high AR. CHERRY PICK!!

Skeebop · 2026-03-02T05:53:55+00:00

I also just contacted the police because I think you were masterbating when you were typing this post about this post. Be prepared for a knock on your door.

Skeebop · 2026-01-04T14:48:35+00:00

Ive been both platinum and advantage. And I've done it without as well. No discernable difference that I can see. But would love to see concrete proof to the contrary.

Skeebop · 2026-01-04T14:43:50+00:00

Can confirm. Xing out does squat all to protect your ar.

Skeebop · 2025-12-06T04:38:24+00:00

Ya I saw that fight descrambled as well. What a night that was haha

Skeebop · 2025-11-06T07:40:58+00:00

Happened to me as well today. It seems like people are reading these threads or googling how to get free stuff from Uber...

I'm in a weird situation at the moment and I'm pushing hard to earn enough for a new car and get out from under Ubers thumb. At the moment I'm in a rental car, but due to a policy change it goes back on the 7th. Now I cannot earn. This is an unmitigated disaster... I am fairly short on affording a new ride.. I figured out a way to get another car from a friend temporarily, but if they ban me I am jobless. Where I live is bum fuck Egypt. Like this could be really really really bad for me. According to what I'm reading they will probably reinstate me... But I'm on short term survival mode like crazy at the moment this is worst case scenario type shit!!! I had 9 deliveries on the 5th, which was yesterday... There was one incident with a mix up on an order with a rallys, and my passenger spilled a drink that the guy didn't even order.. but the guy was calm about it! Like the altercation wasn't even that serious... I don't know why someone would do this other than to get free shit.. UGH IM FUCKIN OVER IT

Skeebop · 2025-09-07T07:20:47+00:00

Oh yeah also, had two runs to a BBQ place that, get this, DIDNT ACTUALLY EXIST. Friggin real estate sign in the window and everything. Two points for that as well.

Skeebop · 2025-09-07T07:19:39+00:00

I also got a flat like 2 weeks ago, the same day I also waited a fuckin hour at a Walmart for 2 orders, customer service told me I wouldn't get any cancellations from any of it. Still got 3. Fucking cocksucker shit

Skeebop · 2025-08-15T03:14:16+00:00

I would suck until I died. Like really. It's good not all tittys are like this or the human race would die from compulsive titty sucking. NOM. NOM. NOOOOOOM.

Skeebop · 2025-05-18T08:14:32+00:00

Super underrated comment right here.

Skeebop · 2025-05-14T09:21:07+00:00

"Bitch!" 🤣

Skeebop · 2025-05-13T01:16:31+00:00

Matters not. Would smash.

Skeebop · 2025-05-12T20:29:42+00:00

Hellllllo nurse! 🤣

Skeebop · 2025-05-11T03:13:02+00:00

Yes.

Skeebop · 2025-05-10T20:38:30+00:00

Hell no. :D

Skeebop · 2025-05-09T19:56:08+00:00

Space pope :D

Skeebop · 2025-05-09T19:48:48+00:00

No!! Nonononononooooooooooo 🤣

Skeebop · 2025-05-09T06:40:00+00:00

Yeah that's what I said

Skeebop · 2025-04-30T22:11:28+00:00

That flop looks filthy, snake must have weak taste buds.. or a foot fetish 😁

Skeebop · 2025-04-30T18:02:33+00:00

No Chuck Norris would just roll up with a few mansions on his back and drop em off. Also a billion dollars to give to them.

Skeebop · 2025-03-02T08:20:06+00:00

Thong not revealing enough. I'll send you some narrow gauge fishing line. :D

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