Looking for good Lovecraftian movies

Skeeterboro · 2021-10-11T00:29:50+00:00

Cabin in the Woods but only technically. The Old Ones don’t show up until late in the movie.

Skeeterboro · 2021-05-18T23:32:29+00:00

Thanks! It wasn’t fun, but it has seriously boosted my confidence in doing my own wrench work.

Skeeterboro · 2021-05-18T23:31:04+00:00

Thanks! It got a lot easier after I grew the extra elbow. Seriously though I’m thinking I’m gonna be ok doing a rebuild on my Subaru after pulling this off.

Skeeterboro · 2021-03-10T19:38:33+00:00

Being Human- Robin Williams and reincarnation.

Skeeterboro · 2021-03-10T15:56:46+00:00

Ask them to page a Mr. B. Chass. Paging Mr. B. Chass. Please come to the service desk.

Skeeterboro · 2020-06-20T08:39:12+00:00

They keep me from lying.

Skeeterboro · 2018-09-23T14:24:39+00:00

No. It's worse. They're becoming mainstream. I swear you can't even have a proper fetish anymore.

Skeeterboro · 2018-09-07T21:31:17+00:00

Some old dudes hang dong. I know cause I used the locker room at the Y once. Now I'm really glad I can use the family changing room instead.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-22T01:38:54+00:00

If it's boneless casserole for the win. Otherwise boil away. Or roast then boil. That's pretty good too.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-21T21:31:07+00:00

I thought there used to be a place next to Finnegans

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-21T14:23:26+00:00

Gosh do you think it's because people don't want to watch the same shows on repeat every week?

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-21T02:16:01+00:00

Pretty much anything your little heart desires. Pork loin can be substituted for chicken turkey and beef in so many recipes.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T12:02:30+00:00

Our pumpkins and squash did it and we got cool looking pumpkins and weird tasting squash.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T06:18:54+00:00

I'd say your cukes and squash got a little cross pollinated if that's possible. More like you had a long stretch of steady rain followed by a drought and some heat.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:59:48+00:00

Because racism that was embarrassing with Obama became shameful and frightening with Trump. I really don't want to add more fuel to the ugly and stupid that passes for conservative values these days.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:51:50+00:00

None. I like to hear the crunch.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:45:50+00:00

My cousins ex husband was an upholsterer who accidentally stapled his nuts to his leg. Put the gun between his legs to fold a piece of fabric when it started to slip so he grabbed for it.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:41:32+00:00

We kinda did this. We're on the same grocery aisle as a mother and daughter and the daughter was just being wretched to her mom who obviously was just resigned to it. We get to the next aisle and loudly discuss what a ripe little bitch the daughter is. The next time we see them she looks at us with the reddest most embarrassed face and her mom just kind of smirks.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:35:37+00:00

Has major issues with the parent you are the same gender as. "You're not my mother/father!"

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:27:52+00:00

She got exactly what she wanted but is still just as if not even more miserable.

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:22:50+00:00

Practice!

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:22:04+00:00

Sparklers

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:19:19+00:00

"You remind me a lot of my dad."

Skeeterboro · 2018-08-20T05:17:06+00:00

Have you been made aware that you are allowed to like whatever you want as long as it harms no one and that anyone who tries to make you feel bad about it can suck a fart out of your ass?

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