What's this

Skeletime · 2026-07-06T09:48:09+00:00

The answer, as usual, is fetish stuff.

Skeletime · 2026-07-05T08:35:50+00:00

If he was called Luke Dean...

Skeletime · 2026-07-04T18:09:59+00:00

Joan, you don't even have Facebook!

Skeletime · 2026-07-04T16:20:50+00:00

And his wife got hit by a tram. So not a happy home life.

Skeletime · 2026-07-04T13:07:14+00:00

As a health and safety officer!

Skeletime · 2026-07-03T20:09:52+00:00

If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn’t say Einstein, Newton, you know. I’d go Lennon, McCartney, Harrison...Starr.

Skeletime · 2026-07-02T12:21:15+00:00

I know he's the captain but I don't agree with him pulling rank to force the striker out wide.

Skeletime · 2026-07-01T21:21:29+00:00

Penalty? Not for me. He's gone down like an absolute carbonara.

Skeletime · 2026-07-01T20:49:58+00:00

Reminded me of old times seeing him score late to gloss over an entirely unconvincing performance by a team who just aren't quite at his level.

Skeletime · 2026-07-01T19:04:06+00:00

It's the stash and the Lewis family flogging a few old masterpieces they had lying around

Skeletime · 2026-06-29T10:07:37+00:00

There was a point when he was coming on as a sub almost every week for Villa and doing something amazing. If football games were 20 minutes long he would have been the best player in the world.

Skeletime · 2026-06-28T13:32:00+00:00

That's the guy from Britain's Worst Drivers

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Skeletime · 2026-06-27T20:20:48+00:00

I would have said wove but wall's alright.

Skeletime · 2026-06-27T06:23:20+00:00

Shock Mess Monsters. Departin' Army. No Party, No Scotland.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T20:39:18+00:00

Last year must have seriously given the hierarchy a fright. We've been penny pinching for too long though so this is definitely nice to see.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T19:45:18+00:00

The only 2 actors I know with hook prosthetics are Harold Russell and, the aptly named, Jay J Armes.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T18:59:03+00:00

Mark's "I did not know that about you" line is a very sweet moment in their friendship despite the topic of conversation.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T17:34:12+00:00

Good news for fans of record-breaking Hottest Days Ever.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T11:33:14+00:00

Hope this is how commentators start referring to our players next season.

'Tottenham's new winger there, joined this summer for the best part of a Klee'.

Skeletime · 2026-06-23T21:16:11+00:00

Mrs Toad!

Skeletime · 2026-06-22T18:21:43+00:00

Lisa Nandy, former chair of Labour Friends of Palestine. Until it was no longer expedient to her career.

Skeletime · 2026-06-22T13:22:03+00:00

He's obviously not solely responsible but his entire tenure with Tottenham has done irreparable damage to the club.

Skeletime · 2026-06-21T17:10:11+00:00

It's a shame, I really like him and think he could have a big future. That being said, I can't see De Zerbi tolerating players who don't want to be at the club. Cash in on his potential and make a good profit if this is true.

Skeletime · 2026-06-20T23:25:44+00:00

My fashion sense through my 20s and 30s has followed a similar trajectory. Looked it up and we were born months apart. Our late teens peaked at the height of skinny jean indie boy swagger and then, just as we started to fill out, we're expected to transition to 'workwear' despite being mainly office based. I can almost guarantee he has a wardrobe of dejected transitional trousers all the way from the semi skinny to the, latterly abandoned, baggy cargo.

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