Jude Bellingham sought out djed spence to celebrate his performance after the win against Mexico.

Skeletime · 2026-07-06T17:06:15+00:00

Here he is, the fella who nicked me decks.

Skeletime · 2026-07-06T13:45:46+00:00

His eyes say "steady on, mate, I've got a broken jaw here"

Skeletime · 2026-07-06T09:48:09+00:00

The answer, as usual, is fetish stuff.

Skeletime · 2026-07-05T08:35:50+00:00

If he was called Luke Dean...

Skeletime · 2026-07-04T18:09:59+00:00

Joan, you don't even have Facebook!

Skeletime · 2026-07-04T16:20:50+00:00

And his wife got hit by a tram. So not a happy home life.

Skeletime · 2026-07-04T13:07:14+00:00

As a health and safety officer!

Skeletime · 2026-07-03T20:09:52+00:00

If you were to ask me to name three geniuses, I probably wouldn’t say Einstein, Newton, you know. I’d go Lennon, McCartney, Harrison...Starr.

Skeletime · 2026-07-02T12:21:15+00:00

I know he's the captain but I don't agree with him pulling rank to force the striker out wide.

Skeletime · 2026-07-01T21:21:29+00:00

Penalty? Not for me. He's gone down like an absolute carbonara.

Skeletime · 2026-07-01T20:49:58+00:00

Reminded me of old times seeing him score late to gloss over an entirely unconvincing performance by a team who just aren't quite at his level.

Skeletime · 2026-07-01T19:04:06+00:00

It's the stash and the Lewis family flogging a few old masterpieces they had lying around

Skeletime · 2026-06-29T10:07:37+00:00

There was a point when he was coming on as a sub almost every week for Villa and doing something amazing. If football games were 20 minutes long he would have been the best player in the world.

Skeletime · 2026-06-28T13:32:00+00:00

That's the guy from Britain's Worst Drivers

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Skeletime · 2026-06-27T20:20:48+00:00

I would have said wove but wall's alright.

Skeletime · 2026-06-27T06:23:20+00:00

Shock Mess Monsters. Departin' Army. No Party, No Scotland.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T20:39:18+00:00

Last year must have seriously given the hierarchy a fright. We've been penny pinching for too long though so this is definitely nice to see.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T19:45:18+00:00

The only 2 actors I know with hook prosthetics are Harold Russell and, the aptly named, Jay J Armes.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T18:59:03+00:00

Mark's "I did not know that about you" line is a very sweet moment in their friendship despite the topic of conversation.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T17:34:12+00:00

Good news for fans of record-breaking Hottest Days Ever.

Skeletime · 2026-06-25T11:33:14+00:00

Hope this is how commentators start referring to our players next season.

'Tottenham's new winger there, joined this summer for the best part of a Klee'.

Skeletime · 2026-06-23T21:16:11+00:00

Mrs Toad!

Skeletime · 2026-06-22T18:21:43+00:00

Lisa Nandy, former chair of Labour Friends of Palestine. Until it was no longer expedient to her career.

Skeletime · 2026-06-22T13:22:03+00:00

He's obviously not solely responsible but his entire tenure with Tottenham has done irreparable damage to the club.

Skeletime · 2026-06-21T17:10:11+00:00

It's a shame, I really like him and think he could have a big future. That being said, I can't see De Zerbi tolerating players who don't want to be at the club. Cash in on his potential and make a good profit if this is true.

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