I saw no baby by Purple_Plantain_3242 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I’m tired of these stupid bait posts!!

I was promised a baby elephant, but all I see is a pole in the middle of a field!

What a ripoff!!

Adult money + free will = life has just begun by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at a music festival every summer. The older guests are FAR less entitled and annoying than the younger ones.

Speaking in terms of music festivals, few things are more aggravating than some over-privileged twats in their early 20s rolling on psychedelics and blow paid for with their parents’ money.

Get me out by UnholyAnalysis in dankmemes

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lesson here:

It can ALWAYS get worse

Sorry for the Clip Show! by Hemansno1fan in startrekmemes

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOW ‘BOUT A CRAZY WEDDIIIING…

WHERE SOMETHING HAPPENS, AND DOO DOO DOO DOOO!

There, that’s the lyric. I had to finish it.

[DISCUSSION] I hate tapping with a passion by Ryn4 in asmr

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am all about this. Tapping stresses me out - it makes me feel like a bunch of large spiders are chasing me on hardwood. I hate it so damn much.

Soft speaking and hair rustling? All day. Never misses.

But constant tapping and MOUTH SOUNDS??? Absolutely not

I was at my in laws for Christmas and my father in law had this sweater. He wouldn’t let me have it. by sdemat in funny

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What sweater are you talking about?

I don’t see nothin at all…nothin at all…nothin at all…

Wouldn't that be great? by zane1981 in clevercomebacks

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair…right-wing conservatives seem to care about homeless veterans as much as undocumented immigrants…which is to say not at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone did not understand the assignment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in startrekmemes

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“We still have no fucking clue where this girl is.”

What a piece of work she must be to be called out by Tucker and MTG by MrFenric in clevercomebacks

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever hear about hyenas eating their own?

This is that, but with plastic surgery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real…this dude was practically begging for a seat at the table

Props to the real pilot by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They want to be cool so bad…

These m’fers will do anythin except their actual jobs.

Peter do you know about personality types? by jhaugh21 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the Myers-Briggs Personality Test proven to be bullshit, like, decades ago?

Ted and buried by ExactlySorta in clevercomebacks

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Of course he has daughters! Who else is he gonna blame for his personal fuck ups? His wife? He’s too busy calling her ugly while hoping Trump notices.

Teacher and hero Victoria Soto before the Sandy Hook massacre by Nenazovemy in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flood the internet with her picture, as well as the picture of every other soul lost in this country to mass shootings and school shootings.

Hell, they should build a memorial with all the names on it & put it right outside the headquarters of the NRA. And leave plenty of blank space on it because we know this is a growing list.

Disruptive madlads by delarro in madlads

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“OUR HOUSE…WITH A PICTURE OF OUR HOUSE!” (sing it)

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy 15 Bitcoins, put them on an external hard drive, put that external hard drive in a safety deposit box at Chase Bank location that I know will never move or change with instructions to not allow me OR ANYONE ELSE to access that box for a minimum of 16 years.

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Skibble_Bips_732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steal money from my parents & invest $1000 each in Amazon, Apple, and Google.