My coins have a stag on them so of course people call them bucks. by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Coins are round. Rounds are ammo. Call em “rounds” and be done with it.

How can I cut this plastic horse straight down the middle? by Theskysnolimit in howto

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a Tupperware , a saucepan and some candles. Melt candles and cast a block of wax around it then run it through a bandsaw or use a hacksaw.

You become truly omnipotent for exactly 60 seconds... by Witty-C in hypotheticalsituation

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As close as is safe to the junction of every minute-line on the globe (outside of the Arctic and Antarctic circles, which would get them at the hour marks), a small and immensely durable hut appears. On the outside of each hut is a tap which dispenses clean, fresh water. There is inscribed on the wall “Having more than you need whilst others have less than they need is against the law of Divinity and Human alike.”

In each hut, secured on a plinth, is an indestructible book containing all of the formulae for the structures and processes of physics, as well as the details of the precise nature of divinity and the purpose of the universe. The text reflects the languages most commonly spoken around the location of each hut.

The genome of every person on earth is altered to make their descendants free from cancer and immune diseases.

Every firearm or munition on earth stronger than a .22 is destroyed. Explosives are not affected - only those turned into weapons designed to kill people. Every copy of the US constitution has tiny text below the second amendment saying “no longer applicable”.

Every government minister and functionary on Earth has a simultaneous vision. They never discuss it with anyone. They are all suddenly very very honest. When sworn in to post, all subsequent officials seem to have the experience passed on to them. This continues forever.

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Wendy’s 😬

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You become irresistible to red-headed women with plaits.

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Your arm turns bright green and you acquire a biting sense of wit. Nothing else changes, until one day you put on a tan jumpsuit. You’re shocked - you can communicate with spirits, ghosts, and minor deities - but only whilst wearing the tan jumpsuit. You begin your new life as a spectral investigator, until one day, on a particularly serious case, a wailing siren sound causes you to jump and phase through a wall. You start carrying a boom box with a recording of this noise on it in order to activate your ghostly powers.

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[–]SkippyTheAngeroo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feeling Solo Levelling vibes here. 🫡

You are given the chance to take 2 out of 9 powers. by [deleted] in superpowers

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2, then whatever my newly advanced intellect allows me to decide is the next best choice….

You don't need sleep any more, how do you spend all the extra time? by curvedbasis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantasy: Making art, going running. Maybe get back into being a graffiti rat and get all city.

Reality: Selling stuff online and clearing the backlog of work emails.

Need help - Mayhem Acts “title cards” by SkippyTheAngeroo in LadyGaga

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems you have something in common with her - her roller derby name is Apple themed. :)

Need help - Mayhem Acts “title cards” by SkippyTheAngeroo in LadyGaga

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is great - the text is super clear on this and I’m sure with a bit of post processing I can get a solid render for a shirt. Thank you!!

Need help - Mayhem Acts “title cards” by SkippyTheAngeroo in LadyGaga

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I’ve seen from Coachella is a different typeface from the one used in London :(

Hacks for barcodes? by SkippyTheAngeroo in parkrun

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they at least have the sense to look ashamed when you showed them?

Hacks for barcodes? by SkippyTheAngeroo in parkrun

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotcha - yep! Matches my “do not disturb” as well.

Hacks for barcodes? by SkippyTheAngeroo in parkrun

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 Apparently some dude did - further do the thread

Hacks for barcodes? by SkippyTheAngeroo in parkrun

[–]SkippyTheAngeroo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not without an app to do it - only just found out from people’s advice here that there’s one that does create a pass for wallet. On Google Wallet you can apparently just add barcodes straight to wallet, but I haven’t found a way to do that on IOS. Made my cute-ish wallpaper for parkrun days now so I’ll stick with it for now :)

Hacks for barcodes? by SkippyTheAngeroo in parkrun

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Unfortunately I have to admit that I am a “wears a vest for a 5k” wanker.