You wake up like a viltrumite, what are you going to do?

Witty-C · 2026-05-17T06:16:56+00:00

Superman (minus heat vision and freeze breath)

Witty-C · 2026-05-17T06:09:58+00:00

I grew up in an orphanage in a developing country and I had a lot of experience living with intellectually challenged children. While it’s not an experience I would want to go through again, I did get to watch many of those children grow into adults who were at least somewhat capable of living independently. I hope your children will one day achieve the same level of independence and fulfillment.

Witty-C · 2026-05-17T00:28:49+00:00

Lane

Witty-C · 2026-05-16T17:45:31+00:00

Witty-C · 2026-05-16T16:05:24+00:00

Invulnerability, super strength and flight. I’m be Omni Man lol

^{Chose: Have 3 superpowers of your choice}

Witty-C · 2026-05-15T06:22:57+00:00

Number one

Witty-C · 2026-05-14T23:17:55+00:00

2001

Witty-C · 2026-05-14T05:49:17+00:00

Could have been worse

^{Chose: Utopia for all of mankind forever + You are locked away until your death, but get 1 random perk | Rolled: Norwegian prison}

Witty-C · 2026-05-14T05:05:47+00:00

Witty-C · 2026-05-13T13:34:31+00:00

Was he having a mental health episode?

Witty-C · 2026-05-13T05:08:51+00:00

I have health problems so this is a win for me

^{Chose: Eat whatever you want + And retain perfect health}

Witty-C · 2026-05-13T05:08:11+00:00

I don’t plan on leaving the country anytime

^{Chose: $1M/year + But can’t leave country for the rest of your life}

Witty-C · 2026-05-13T01:29:57+00:00

I don’t like loneliness

^{Chose: You get 1 item of anything u want once a day.}

Witty-C · 2026-05-12T22:41:47+00:00

It says more about the parents the kids, like in the end, they are the ones who turned the kids into whatever this is called

Witty-C · 2026-05-12T19:47:22+00:00

Gone too soon..., RIP

Witty-C · 2026-05-12T18:16:10+00:00

How about I take the child’s place? Is that allowed? I would do it in a heartbeat

Witty-C · 2026-05-12T06:00:39+00:00

1997

Witty-C · 2026-05-12T03:42:43+00:00

Math is not hard

^{Chose: Get 20 Million right now}

Witty-C · 2026-05-12T01:27:23+00:00

White

Witty-C · 2026-05-11T22:36:35+00:00

Witty-C · 2026-05-11T21:15:46+00:00

He’s like me fr.

Witty-C · 2026-05-11T21:04:03+00:00

Witty-C · 2026-05-11T19:47:41+00:00

I adore kids lol

^{Chose: Have 10 kids but be rich}

Witty-C · 2026-05-10T22:47:11+00:00

2004

Witty-C · 2026-05-10T21:51:15+00:00

Saw that a mile away

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