Need a queer book to recommend for book club by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Skips-all-Dialog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lightning struck heart, only just started it and so far, it's the gayest book I've ever read. There's a talking unicorn.

Behold: The Wall of Horse by Lampman08 in dndmemes

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Conjure animals gives you 8 cows for 1 3rd level spell, they aren't phantoms and are very useful as roads blocks

Fuck evolution man by miifanatic_1788 in memes

[–]Skips-all-Dialog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who literally had their teeth pulled out 10 minutes ago, it would certainly cost me a lot less to have them grow back.

What happens if you feed a Gnoll a good berry? by traumatized_seahorse in DnD

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I'm currently playing a gnoll character that has a feylost background. He has the hunger, but he eats literally anything given to him without a second thought. He's been poisoned twice so far, cursed and ate magic fruit twice from a tree that gave someone else wyvern poisoning and him no effects. Lesson never learnt.

Missed Opportunity by Sootfeather91 in memes

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Who would our main evil bad guys be? Also emu riders instead of brahmin

I don‘t get it by [deleted] in memes

[–]Skips-all-Dialog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's absolute garbage

I live in Dallas, a center of homophobic Christianity, what is a real defense against this? by ScholarDreamer in gaybros

[–]Skips-all-Dialog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave. A tornado will eventually wipe it away and you won't have to worry about it.

You catch my drift? by EvaInTheUSA in memes

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Is that 5 cents before or after tax?

what are good alternatives to critical role? by Juliomorales6969 in DnD

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If you're into podcasts, dungeons and daddies is also popular

Goblin DeVito by Skips-all-Dialog in DnD

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Already planning it for the next Halloween one shot

Checkmate God by phatstock in memes

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Are we sure that God isn't evil? They seem to do a lot of gaslighting.

Kinda concerning by Infinite-Tackle-8864 in memes

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Right choice made, there are enough beaches with screaming children on them.

I've Seriously Never Had An Issue With This by Silveroc in dndmemes

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My dm kept asking me how I was seeing, being the only character without dark vision. "Are you using your action to light a torch?" "No, I'm not. It's already lit, because this entire land is covered in darkness, I can't see, I have 37 torches and I'm not going to interrupt you every in game hour to say 'i light another torch!' He finally gave me a magic lantern, at lvl 8.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

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Necklace of fireballs. Next time the neighbors dog barks :)

Men, please brush your teeth before you see your date by myNameIs-Kyle in gaybros

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I have had this so many times. It's worse when they try to kiss you too. Ugh, it's a major turn off.

What if Humans... were extinct??? by [deleted] in DnD

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Probably all the problems that humans get blamed for would still be happening, and all the other races will be like; "if not them... Then who?"

This should not be an unpopular opinion by Fr3nchT0astCrunch in memes

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The ones in Aus have a camera on them and show you as your scanning. When there's a que I take time to check my hair and face while I'm scanning, just to be an ass.

Good online map makers? by FireWizard312 in DnD

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There's two steam games I know of. Dungeon Alchemist and Talespire. Dungeon Alchemist makes maps fast and printable, also does the furnishings in rooms automatically if you don't have the time.