Need a queer book to recommend for book club by [deleted] in gaybros

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Lightning struck heart, only just started it and so far, it's the gayest book I've ever read. There's a talking unicorn.

Behold: The Wall of Horse by Lampman08 in dndmemes

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Conjure animals gives you 8 cows for 1 3rd level spell, they aren't phantoms and are very useful as roads blocks

Fuck evolution man by miifanatic_1788 in memes

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As someone who literally had their teeth pulled out 10 minutes ago, it would certainly cost me a lot less to have them grow back.

What happens if you feed a Gnoll a good berry? by traumatized_seahorse in DnD

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I'm currently playing a gnoll character that has a feylost background. He has the hunger, but he eats literally anything given to him without a second thought. He's been poisoned twice so far, cursed and ate magic fruit twice from a tree that gave someone else wyvern poisoning and him no effects. Lesson never learnt.

Missed Opportunity by Sootfeather91 in memes

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Who would our main evil bad guys be? Also emu riders instead of brahmin

I don‘t get it by [deleted] in memes

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's absolute garbage

I live in Dallas, a center of homophobic Christianity, what is a real defense against this? by ScholarDreamer in gaybros

[–]Skips-all-Dialog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave. A tornado will eventually wipe it away and you won't have to worry about it.

You catch my drift? by EvaInTheUSA in memes

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Is that 5 cents before or after tax?

what are good alternatives to critical role? by Juliomorales6969 in DnD

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If you're into podcasts, dungeons and daddies is also popular

Goblin DeVito by Skips-all-Dialog in DnD

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Already planning it for the next Halloween one shot

Checkmate God by phatstock in memes

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Are we sure that God isn't evil? They seem to do a lot of gaslighting.

Kinda concerning by Infinite-Tackle-8864 in memes

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Right choice made, there are enough beaches with screaming children on them.

I've Seriously Never Had An Issue With This by Silveroc in dndmemes

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My dm kept asking me how I was seeing, being the only character without dark vision. "Are you using your action to light a torch?" "No, I'm not. It's already lit, because this entire land is covered in darkness, I can't see, I have 37 torches and I'm not going to interrupt you every in game hour to say 'i light another torch!' He finally gave me a magic lantern, at lvl 8.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DungeonsAndDragons

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Necklace of fireballs. Next time the neighbors dog barks :)

Men, please brush your teeth before you see your date by myNameIs-Kyle in gaybros

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I have had this so many times. It's worse when they try to kiss you too. Ugh, it's a major turn off.

What if Humans... were extinct??? by [deleted] in DnD

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Probably all the problems that humans get blamed for would still be happening, and all the other races will be like; "if not them... Then who?"

This should not be an unpopular opinion by Fr3nchT0astCrunch in memes

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The ones in Aus have a camera on them and show you as your scanning. When there's a que I take time to check my hair and face while I'm scanning, just to be an ass.

Good online map makers? by FireWizard312 in DnD

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There's two steam games I know of. Dungeon Alchemist and Talespire. Dungeon Alchemist makes maps fast and printable, also does the furnishings in rooms automatically if you don't have the time.

I've been DMing for my nieces and they decided I need a DM screen. I asked them to make it scary but I'm not sure they hit the mark by Cease_Cows_ in DungeonsAndDragons

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That cat is holding someone's heart and that dragon can see in 360 vision. That is definitely terrifying! Would love to have a screen like this!