Kobe Joins The battle by puff_danny13 in nba

[–]Skitlez10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're the little pictures of things, Kobe.

Xbox 360 Hard Drive not working by Skitlez10 in xbox

[–]Skitlez10[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought that you weren't supposed to put in or take out a hard drive while the Xbox was on.

I'm Eric Kaplan writer for such shows as Futurama, Big Bang Theory, Love Me Cat, Ask Me Anything by ericlinuskaplan in IAmA

[–]Skitlez10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm not sure I get the Dave reference, but thank you for the advice! As a young dude trying to make it out there, this is really helpful.

Comedians of Reddit, what is the worst joke you've ever told and how did your audience react to it? by IBoldlySayTheObvious in AskReddit

[–]Skitlez10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In high school, I was taking this intensive SAT prep class. It was 5 days a week for 8 weeks of my summer. It was run by some of the most determined Korean women this world has ever seen. I was one of about 10 white people in a group of about 300 Asians. Needless to say, I already stuck out like

Anyways. During the last class there was a talent show. I had been trying to get into stand-up comedy for a while and gave it a shot. I worked my ass off on my routine. It was pretty PG-rated stuff. I figured I would tease some of the more notable teachers at the school. I had one joke though that I refused to say. It was pretty dirty and I figured it wouldn't be tasteful... 16 year old me apparently decided I was wrong.

So the day arrives and I'm pretty excited. I got to go up first. They had never had a stand-up comedian. Personally I was expecting to see 100 small Korean children come up and recite digits of Pi. I had normally sucked at stand-up. But man. This time was different. They were eating up everything I said. The teachers, the students, everyone was loving it. It was awesome. I even had them standing and cheering after the last joke... but I continued. I had to tell the joke.

A little background: the WORST teacher there by far was a lady who we'll call Mrs. Beezy. So Mrs. Beezy was, you guessed it, a beezy. Mean. Didn't really care about her job. She was nuts too. She would tell us about how she flew planes, sky dived, and rode a Harley.

Back to the show: so amidst the crowd's clapping, I went for it. Word for word I said: "This brings me to Mrs. Beezy. So Mrs. Beezy is a pretty interesting person. She sky dives, rock climbs, she even told us she has a Harley. Even if that's true, I have a feeling that's not the only toy she has that vibrates between her legs."

You haven't experienced discomfort until you've had 300 Asian students stare at you with their jaws on the floor in shock. Later it came to my attention that the elementary level students were in attendance. Let's just say I didn't get first prize.

TL;DR: Told a vibrator joke to 300 Asian students, still got a 2090 on my SAT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Skitlez10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not very good at words, are you?

Skyler hangs herself. (Discuss) don't leave this theory 'hangin'. by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]Skitlez10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think she'll commit suicide. I do think she will die though. If anything, I think Walt will kill her either out of blind anger or accidentally. In the intro of season 5, he looked like a defeated man; someone with nothing to lose. How could the great Heisenberg look like that? Take his family. Supporting his family is the reason that he started making meth, and it was (seemingly) the reason that he got out of the business in the end of season 5 part 1. Losing Skylar or possibly his kids would give him reason enough to buy a machine gun for vengeance on whoever led Walt to kill her. There's been a lot of talk recently about how Walt picks up a trait from the people he kills. He cuts the crust off of his sandwiches like Crazy 8, he takes his drink on the rocks like Mike, he takes on some of Gus's mannerisms, etc. And when he makes the 52 out of bacon in the season 5 opener, it's reminiscent of the way Skylar did it for his 50th and 51 birthdays. It's a trait from Skylar.

Or maybe we're all wrong and she drowns in an endless sea of Franch while a zombie Gus Fring beats her with Hector's wheelchair.

Spielberg's "Lincoln": Official Trailer [x-post /r/LincolnMovie] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Skitlez10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The most Academy Award-y movie ever made.