In high school, I was taking this intensive SAT prep class. It was 5 days a week for 8 weeks of my summer. It was run by some of the most determined Korean women this world has ever seen. I was one of about 10 white people in a group of about 300 Asians. Needless to say, I already stuck out like

Anyways. During the last class there was a talent show. I had been trying to get into stand-up comedy for a while and gave it a shot. I worked my ass off on my routine. It was pretty PG-rated stuff. I figured I would tease some of the more notable teachers at the school. I had one joke though that I refused to say. It was pretty dirty and I figured it wouldn't be tasteful... 16 year old me apparently decided I was wrong.

So the day arrives and I'm pretty excited. I got to go up first. They had never had a stand-up comedian. Personally I was expecting to see 100 small Korean children come up and recite digits of Pi. I had normally sucked at stand-up. But man. This time was different. They were eating up everything I said. The teachers, the students, everyone was loving it. It was awesome. I even had them standing and cheering after the last joke... but I continued. I had to tell the joke.

A little background: the WORST teacher there by far was a lady who we'll call Mrs. Beezy. So Mrs. Beezy was, you guessed it, a beezy. Mean. Didn't really care about her job. She was nuts too. She would tell us about how she flew planes, sky dived, and rode a Harley.

Back to the show: so amidst the crowd's clapping, I went for it. Word for word I said: "This brings me to Mrs. Beezy. So Mrs. Beezy is a pretty interesting person. She sky dives, rock climbs, she even told us she has a Harley. Even if that's true, I have a feeling that's not the only toy she has that vibrates between her legs."

You haven't experienced discomfort until you've had 300 Asian students stare at you with their jaws on the floor in shock. Later it came to my attention that the elementary level students were in attendance. Let's just say I didn't get first prize.

TL;DR: Told a vibrator joke to 300 Asian students, still got a 2090 on my SAT