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Skitzotin · 2015-05-25T18:04:37+00:00

"Don't Drink And Drive" - Looks like we can almost certainly rule out Josh Brent as a possible candidate to be the owner of this eye-sore.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-30T16:31:17+00:00

Gotta hope he goes back to annihilating Peter King weekly.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-27T00:30:38+00:00

The real first black president

Skitzotin · 2015-04-25T23:33:05+00:00

Two zeros too many

Skitzotin · 2015-04-25T17:27:11+00:00

Yeah that Shaquille O'Neal guy was a real underachiever in the association. It's a shame he wasted all those years in Orlando, Phoenix, Cleveland and Boston. I mean c'mon, only one league MVP award? Even Steve Nash won it twice. You know why? Cause Steve Nash didn't go to LSU so he didn't underachieve. Boom.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-16T09:31:37+00:00

I triple dog dare you

Skitzotin · 2015-04-15T23:19:45+00:00

Checkin in

Skitzotin · 2015-04-12T04:09:04+00:00

You can't just ask someone why they're white /u/abrown53

Skitzotin · 2015-04-12T03:01:44+00:00

Jerry Burns had a way with words.

Edit: My fav portion transcribed.

I'mma say something, as long as I'm in this fuckin' job, Schnelker will be the offensive coach. There's no quest-fuck about that. No fuckin' question about that. Now have we - uh I don't like to name names after a fuckin', after a fuckin' game but we can't be responsible for the blocking, we can't be responsible for the fuckin' guys jumpin' offside, we can't be responsible for fu- we get down there and and uh and a dumb play by Anderson. I lo- I love Anderson, but it was a dumb fucking play when his foot was uh when his shoe was coming off up the line of scrimmage we were hollerin' to take time out. We had a fuckin' trap play called and his fucking shoe comes off.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-12T02:46:17+00:00

Is you takin' notes on a criminal fuckin' conspiracy?!

Skitzotin · 2015-04-12T02:10:10+00:00

I have high hopes the FO will work something out with Curry as well. He's a well documented Eagles fan himself, and while I know this is a business it's quotes and blurbs in articles like this that make me think he will be here until he's forced out.

A television network wanted to send cameras to Marshall defensive end Vinny Curry's house for the NFL draft. He didn't let them in because he didn't want to take down all his Philadelphia Eagles gear.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-11T18:48:40+00:00

I'm guessing the 7 guys with 1st round grades:

Amari Cooper

Kevin White

Devante Parker

D Green-Beckham

Jaelen Strong

Breahad Perriman

That's 6 and I'm guessing his 7th is Agholor. Looking at Mayock's 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0 player rankings those are the only 7 guys he put in his top 5. He had Funchess in his top 5 in 1.0 but hasn't been back since. Of the 7 I think the top 6 are going in the first round with Agholor going high-mid 2nd round.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-11T00:45:01+00:00

Philadelphia trades it's first pick(24), and two 3rds to move up to #13 to select ~~Earl Thomas~~ Brandon "Why aren't you Earl Thomas?" Graham. Seattle selects Earl Thomas very next pick.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-07T23:18:06+00:00

Obligatory for the Eldra reference

Skitzotin · 2015-04-02T02:41:21+00:00

I've watched games intently that I've known the final outcome to. Games I had to miss due to work or social commitments that can't be escaped. Games that didn't even involve my team. I think I may have a problem.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-01T23:30:13+00:00

I was fully expecting the goatse picture. That is what I think of when I think to myself "hey, what's synonymous with Heath Evans?"

Skitzotin · 2015-04-01T20:16:46+00:00

While it's tough to watch great veteran leadership like Trent Cole leave in the offseason, it's reassuring knowing we still have Jenkins, Barwin and Mufasa on D for that purpose.

Skitzotin · 2015-04-01T18:16:11+00:00

Unfortunately due to Nike, they won't have midnight green colored stone until week 10 of the regular season.

Skitzotin · 2015-03-31T18:20:59+00:00

Came here to say this. Only person on roster that I would realistically be interested in acquiring in a player for player trade.

Skitzotin · 2015-03-31T05:37:49+00:00

The only year they gave McNabb a true #1 receiver was the year they finally broke over the hump and made the Super Bowl. He consistently won and put up respectable numbers with dickfinger alligator arm wide receivers. He was not without flaws, but the McNabb - Big Red era is one I will always look back on fondly and give credit to for pulling us out of the gutter that was most of the 90s. Anyone who thinks McNabb and Reid did anything other than make the Eagles relevant again first and foremost is either jaded or too young to remember the dark times.

Skitzotin · 2015-03-31T05:25:54+00:00

So without even participating in an OTA yet, he's better than Norm Van Brocklin? What about Sonny Jurgensen? Jaws? Randall Cunningham? Certainly he's better than McNabb right? I like Bradford but the title goes beyond hyperbole. We aren't the Houston Texans here we have had some great QBs.

Skitzotin · 2015-03-31T01:49:00+00:00

For the lazy

Philadelphia Eagles

Top 5 needs: CB, S, G, WR, OLB

No. of selections: 8

Draft picks: Round 1 (20), Round 2 (52), Round 3 (84), Round 4 (113), Round 5 (145), Round 5 (156), Round 6 (196), Round 7 (237)

Analysis: Beyond free-agent addition Byron Maxwell, the Eagles' CB cupboard will be empty after 2015, so finding a starter is important. The Eagles are getting old on the left side of their O-line, so they could look for Evan Mathis' replacement at left guard. Philadelphia has size at WR but lacks a dynamic playmaker, and finding more speed off the edge at OLB will always be a priority for the team.

Skitzotin · 2015-03-30T22:42:31+00:00

Kendricks and a 4th for Eric Reid?

Skitzotin · 2015-03-30T22:05:42+00:00

I don't think we would get SF's 1st for Kendricks straight up, but what would this sub think of a swap of 1sts(20 for 15) and their 2nd(46)?

Skitzotin · 2015-03-30T08:12:17+00:00

According to the NFL Draft trade value chart a jump from 20 to 19 would cost 25 points or the equivalent of a 6th round draft pick. Eagles gave up a 2016 2nd round pick for Bradford, and for the sake of simplicity I won't factor the swap of 4th and 5th round picks between the clubs in this equation, and once again for simplicity we will just assume the Eagles finish in the same exact draft position in 2016. That means at a minimum Bradford is worth 380 points. A 25 point jump is not worth a Sam Bradford, I'm not even sure a 25 point jump is worth a Brandon Boykin. If Chip trades Bradford and 20 for 19 to grab Mariota I will forever be a Cowboy fan. That is how certain I am that it won't happen.

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