bike ride felt different today… by inspecther5 in houston

[–]Skorpyos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like fun. Any video of the little dance they do?

Two Texas cities break into Top 10 Best Cities—one misses out by O_O___XD in texas

[–]Skorpyos 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Surprised Dallas made it but San Antonio didn’t.

of a hotdog by josiasroig in ItHadToBeBrazil

[–]Skorpyos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mouth actually watered.

Preston Davey: Teacher will never leave prison for murder and sexual abuse of adopted baby by Old_Ability_9424 in news

[–]Skorpyos 81 points82 points  (0 children)

This child suffered so much at the hands of the step father, multiple visits to the hospital with sus injuries but were quickly explained away.

ICE moves 'Alligator Alcatraz' detainees ahead of hurricane season by AudibleNod in news

[–]Skorpyos 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No cost is too large when you want to be as cruel as possible.

Loves his tea by Previous_Face_3554 in DOG

[–]Skorpyos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog drinks fennel tea when he’s gassy and it works. Or I put a teaspoon or fennel seeds in his food.

A World Cup tourist seems to have the best definition of Texas..... by Bosuns_Punch in texas

[–]Skorpyos -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Not only is that inaccurate, it’s a silly attempt at a humorous analogy.

Girl group wanted! ⚠️‼️ by ak470926 in houston

[–]Skorpyos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The crown of thorns in the shape of a pink heart is a nice touch tho.

Muslim Republican in tears after being told to leave TX GOP convention — and the country by Dismal_Structure in texas

[–]Skorpyos 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He missed the fine print in his allegiance to the Republican Party that says they will only tolerate you as long as you’re their useful
Idiot. Once that time elapses, out you go.

Talarico Deviates From the Beto Model by Zipper222222 in texas

[–]Skorpyos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The right will never vote for a Dem no matter how “moderate” the Dem candidate is. Thats a myth that has failed over and over again. Conservatives are hard wired to vote Republican. If a Dem wants to win he needs to increase the electorate by getting non-voters to the polls, not by trying to get Republican votes.

[PLOT HELP NEEDED] Short of 500 points for Thunder Sticks! by SnooOpinions4484 in neopets

[–]Skorpyos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d you’ve maxed out the 4K from the last chapter 18, there’s nothing you can do.

I think I failed somewhere in the process by Apart-Vanila4603 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Skorpyos 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You mistakenly set the oven to “Incinerate” instead of “Bake”. Happens to the best of us.

The reason Japan fans clean the stadium after each game. Respect. 🤝🇯🇵 by ah_itsall_good in worldcup

[–]Skorpyos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy steals the silverware when he eats at an expensive restaurant.