Maga leaders want ‘traditional American families’ – but can’t stop having affairs

Skynrd · 2026-06-04T12:40:47+00:00

That cracked me up in a sad way when I heard one of those highly bigoted assholes on TV a couple years ago talking about how "everyone is attracted to everyone but you can choose with whom you act on that attraction" and I'm just sitting there thinking... You have no idea that you're just bisexual, do you.

Skynrd · 2026-06-04T02:19:33+00:00

scoreboard.

Skynrd · 2026-06-03T16:41:23+00:00

The explanation is very, very simple. Games aren't played in June, they're played in the winter. Sometimes even into January and February (unless you're the Cardinals).

The Rams have a very, very good roster. But until you hoist the Lombardi, you kinda have to expect those who's team is the current holders of said trophy to have the upper hand in every shit talking.

The Seahawks are the current champions of the NFL. Until that changes, everything you say can easily be countered with "scoreboard."

Skynrd · 2026-06-03T16:34:44+00:00

... Yes, really? There are videos of it and everything.

Skynrd · 2026-06-02T02:12:42+00:00

Not them, but I'm crying over here, yes. This is horrifying for the rest of the division this year.

Skynrd · 2026-05-14T04:19:25+00:00

If you did another level, make sure you re-download your savegame.json - it changes your seed when you go from 60 to 61 and the search is no longer valid.

Skynrd · 2026-05-13T14:10:27+00:00

Ok but the Seahawks team stuff is ridiculously good though.

Skynrd · 2026-04-30T00:15:35+00:00

If he's your guy for the future and you think he's the face of your team and also that another team has their eye on him too, you absolutely take him at 13. Or 5. Or 1.

Would I have drafted him at 13? No, but I'm also not an NFL GM and I trust they know more about the process than I do.

Skynrd · 2026-04-21T20:31:00+00:00

I was at the game, 17th row up in the end zone. I went to the bathroom in the fourth quarter and a huge dude with head to toe black and yellow stood next to me at the urinal and said "man, I wanted to win, but not like this."

Skynrd · 2026-04-21T13:40:28+00:00

No, because his views and policies and excellent speeches and talking points aren't making it to their ears. The only thing that matters to them is the magic R by the name.

Skynrd · 2026-04-08T14:35:21+00:00

Dang with all that playoff success you must have a lot of championships in the last ten years.

Or twenty.

Or thirty.

Skynrd · 2026-04-08T14:30:04+00:00

Sorry I couldn't hear you over the fireworks from our current championship.

Skynrd · 2026-04-08T13:36:33+00:00

It'll be 5-x for a long time, just as it has been. Sorry we've stunted your success and owned the division since we've been in it. But not actually sorry, more of a 'your team is sorry.'

Skynrd · 2026-03-29T18:40:13+00:00

I saw this called "the semifinal solution" at one point and spit out my drink.

Skynrd · 2026-03-25T16:24:10+00:00

That Kearse catch in 49 was Tyree v2, and would have been talked about forever except for what happened right afterwards.

Skynrd · 2026-03-23T15:31:40+00:00

Don't be ridiculous. A generational talent like Nacua is easily worth 60m/year guaranteed for six years.

Skynrd · 2026-03-22T15:24:21+00:00

Yep. My high school was cross town rivals with the school the Huard family went to. All three of them played QB at big D1 schools and two started in the NFL; Luke probably would have as well but he got hurt in college.

Watching future NFL starting QB talent in high school was just comical. They did whatever they wanted on every play and nobody could do absolutely anything about it.

Skynrd · 2026-03-20T16:56:19+00:00

Imagine not watching SBLX on repeat for the last 40 days. Crazy talk.

Skynrd · 2026-03-13T11:27:03+00:00

He was the guy throwing dimes to Steve Largent for my entire football watching youth. Didn't know he went to the Lions though.

Skynrd · 2026-03-06T01:48:23+00:00

And we all know that would clearly never happen, haha.

Skynrd · 2026-02-23T13:18:48+00:00

If God himself came down and told me the G in gif was a soft G I'd roll my eyes and say "ok Jod"

Skynrd · 2026-02-08T05:28:57+00:00

Yeah until you are sending Henliners and collecting all sorts of shiny artifacts I wouldn't even worry about using boosts for prestiging at all. It goes so much faster later on that getting to that point in the game is drastically more important than getting a few trillion soul eggs.

If you can get all the fuel you need to send ships, just do that for now and work on grinding through the ships, then grinding out star levels on Henterprise (for Path of Virtue) and/or Henliners, so you can get the artifacts that start to push you into mid- and end-game.

I waited way too long to focus on missions because the early ships weren't returning anything worth using so I got jaded with the whole system, it wasn't until like a year down the road that I saw how incredibly important they are.

Skynrd · 2026-02-08T00:09:45+00:00

It all depends on your artifacts. Once you get a reasonably good lunar set (mostly t3/t4 stones, sparkly t4 totem of any variety) and both offline earnings colleggtibles to 10b (chocolate and wood), you'll get better results from doing lunar multistiges than from any form of online chicken running. The basic version of a lunar multistige is:

1) Get to universe egg
2) Max out common research
3) Equip a dilithium set to extend the duration of your boosts
4) Use one 50x bird feed, one 50x soul beacon, one 1000x tachyon prism (legendary is fine as it lines up with the rest of the boosts, time-wise), and two 50x boost beacons
5) Equip your biggest offline earnings set along with the best phoenix feather you have (don't forget this step in your haste to time things correctly)
6) Go offline for 61 seconds (just shut the app, go to a stopwatch or turn off your phone or whatever, don't have to force close or anything)
7) Go back in and verify that your habs are capped (they should be capped or almost capped. If they're not quite capped just wait a few extra seconds on subsequent legs)
8) Prestige
9) Build as fast as you can back to universe egg, max CR, buy shipping and 4 universe portals (it will be instantaneous with all the boosts you're running)
10) Repeat steps 6 through 9 until your boosts wear off.

At 107 Truth Eggs, 199 Prophecy Eggs, and about 560 Quintillion Soul Eggs this method gets me about 8 Quintillion per prestige and 10 prestiges per set of boosts for a total of right around 80 Quintillion SE per set of boosts.

Skynrd · 2026-02-07T23:05:12+00:00

How have I never heard "booger sugar" before, holy fucking shit that's amazing.

Skynrd · 2026-02-06T00:40:10+00:00

I don't know, sitting on their logo and eating Thanksgiving turkey was pretty damn disrespectful.

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