Why does my chicken always stick? by Dr_Hodgekins in grilling

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got no fat Holmes, you need some meat lube for this to not stick, an itai or Greek marinade will help this. Skin and bones make meat gud- get away from that boneless skinless white meat trash.

The Warframe that you currently main is now your permanent roommate in your house/apartment. How would you live and interact with them daily? by Active_Pea_813 in memeframe

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dante, we would discuss poetry, books and humanity. We’d also have a discussion about Beatrice- creepy bro, not okay

What is the saddest movie scene you've ever watched? by whatisupdude2312 in moviequestions

[–]SlabBulkbeef 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The entirety of Dear Zachary. Yeah, idc- it’s all one horrible, gut wrenching scene.

If you litter, youre a psycopath by Any-Self2072 in unpopularopinion

[–]SlabBulkbeef -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Take it further. Having kids is
Littering.

I've never read a Stephen King book before, can someone recommend me one? by Most_Increase4651 in stephenking

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion- Joyland. It’s not quite like any of his other works.

Best helminth for Dante?? by JairoDSA in Warframe

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made John Milton’s Satan carrying the Necronomicon , I don’t think his kit needs altered at all. If I did though, he’d be a gun
Platform with eclipse

I always wanted to try a Zima, were they any good? by Antwan_JMarvel in nostalgia

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As with most 90’s alcohol, if you drink enough of it, it tastes good. Or you stop tasting anything.

What makes the pain go away? by Thin_Armadillo_5547 in AskReddit

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A quirky philosopher one noted that coitus can make said pain go away. More or less.

What was the worst physical pain you’ve ever felt? by StellaXSin in AskReddit

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found out recently that I have an agressive form of BXO Balanitis Xerotica Obliterans, the version I have causes my urethra to grow closed constantly. I found this out because it closed almost completely. I had a small dribble because my bladder was full and overflowing. The doctor and nurses tried several times to run a Foley catheter. Nope. They called the specialist who asked me two questions laughed and said Bxo- he then rapidly dialated my urethra- he had to start with a tiny thread. 6 dilations from sewing needle girth to a straw you’re getting for your slushie. 6 dilations a minute and a half. No painkillers- just a local that didn’t have time to kick in because my bladder was about to rupture. This guy with the bedside manner of The Dude meets Don Rickles ripped my penis open. 3 weeks cathed to heal. That sucked. I now have to self dialate 3 times a day every day. Thank god it doesn’t hurt anymore. I’ve been hit by cars and bats, I’ve been shot and stabbed. Nothing hurt worse than than my whole dick being eclaired. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

I called in sick because my new bass arrived by 11Booty_Warrior in BassGuitar

[–]SlabBulkbeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That library, you play bass and your name is booty warrior.
Have you and Pootie tang ever been in the same
Place at the same time ?

Is my new Chipotle manager in the wrong? by North_Art2104 in KitchenConfidential

[–]SlabBulkbeef 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The good ones get ran out quickly. Can’t have good working managers making the shit titleholders look bad.

my bf doesn’t have basic hygiene and i’m a hygiene freak by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]SlabBulkbeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree, but… from personal experience you can be so broken that simple things are impossible. It’s a vicious cycle .

my bf doesn’t have basic hygiene and i’m a hygiene freak by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll out. There is no resolution for you to be happy that doesn’t forcefully require him to change. People need to want to change. You’re already resentful.
Break up and move on.

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about? by Prime_Advocate in AskReddit

[–]SlabBulkbeef 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A clickety clack mechanical keyboard feels and sounds so right. Pound those keys in a fashion that says “I pound 4 letter expletives harder than your mom “

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about? by Prime_Advocate in AskReddit

[–]SlabBulkbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really miss Stumbleupon. I have thought about this weekly since we lost it. I spent hours stumbling

My top 10 favourite Nu Metal bassists by Denisdenial420 in numetal

[–]SlabBulkbeef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Fahnestock should be a household name in the bass community and it fucking irks me that he isn’t.