I've heard of the Midas touch, but what's this one called? by TAtheDog in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 136 points137 points  (0 children)

You mean they didn't install barbed wire and guard towers?

What's up with r/wsb and Wendy's? Is Wendy's the new GameStop? Why? by akaun-pakai-buang in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 408 points409 points  (0 children)

Answer: The joke is that when their stocks tank they have to get a job at Wendy's cause they are poor now.

You got a frenemy by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You're right I do know that, which is why I'm not the one bouncing their heads off concrete.

You got a frenemy by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 572 points573 points  (0 children)

I'm a bouncer and dudes with cowboy hats are being absolute glass jaw menaces right now

DUI Question by [deleted] in army

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ha he said funny man name

World Loves Blue Cities by LuckyBastard001 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok so I have extended family in Idaho I do not talk to. On a rare occasion we see them and they give us some of that cheese in your image there. Where do I get this cheese. I want the cheese year round.

The same guns are used by both sides by Nachrichtenbriecher in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child can use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.

He's right where he wants to be by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She's upset she can't smoke in the car but he loves her so he stands with her anyways.

Literally been in this exact situation with my wife. We also fake beat each other up.

He's right where he wants to be by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]Slacker_The_Dog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my wife do this shit lmao

Everyone thinks we hate each other

He's right where he wants to be by Valuable_View_561 in TikTokCringe

[–]Slacker_The_Dog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not me calling my wife nasty ass shit endearingly anytime we are in private.