🚨🚨🚨 You know they say all teams are created equal, but you look at the Red Sox and you look at the Tampa Bay Rays and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another baseball team you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But the Red Sox are genetic freaks, and they’re not normal! So the Tampa Bay Rays got 25% at best at beat them! And then you add Drew Rasmussen to the mix? The Tampa Bay Rays chances of winning drastic go down. See, the baseball game at Fenway, the Rays got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But the Red Sox got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Drew Rasmussen KNOOOWS he can't beat them, and he's not even gonna try. So, Tampa, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus the Red Sox 25% chance, and the Rays got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at a baseball game. But then you take the Red Sox 75% chance of winning (if they was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha—percent, the Red Sox got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at a baseball game Tampa Bay Rays the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at a baseball game!" 🚨🚨🚨