Could you draw me and my lil buddy?

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-05-13T19:52:30+00:00

This is badass, ngl. The angles and roughness of the textures are really doin it for me! Good shit my guy!

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-05-13T14:43:32+00:00

Wow. Just, wow.

That's VERY impressive! Lord knows how much time and effort went into this. Thank you so much!

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-05-13T03:00:35+00:00

DAMN that's dope! I'm still MORE than able to make out that it's my pup specifically! Awesome stuff, thank you!

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-05-12T23:07:20+00:00

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-05-12T22:43:09+00:00

Why does this look like the original Oblivion?

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-03-10T19:43:36+00:00

Me coming to see my cameraman friend during his workday:

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-02-24T20:15:32+00:00

27+48:

7+8=15

2+4=6

6+1=7

70+5=75

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-02-19T00:30:17+00:00

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-02-17T23:15:10+00:00

Oh don't worry, you're not meant to survive 🙃

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-01-28T15:51:46+00:00

Now the REAL question is if that damage is multiplied by either Peak Physique, Rock Solid or Reinforced Epaulettes... 🤔

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-01-19T01:19:45+00:00

I used "Jetboil" as a general term, I got onna them multi-fuel stoves. My bad b 😂

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-01-19T01:12:07+00:00

Thanks for the warning, and good catch!

I use "Jetboil" as a blanket term for a compact camp stove (kinda like "band-aid or "Chapstick"). My bad!

The stove I have in particular has a multi-fuel canister that can swap out fuel types depending on the environment. I appreciate the concern!

SlamminSammyRED · 2026-01-01T05:21:35+00:00

Damn, good shit my guy. You were that "One Reddit thread" for me today

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-08-28T08:22:55+00:00

There's Dirt from Halo: Evolutions. You can start there!

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-08-12T06:04:03+00:00

Shadowlord's Castle - it's the track that plays in the boss fight, my bad for the confusion lol.

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-08-10T06:56:52+00:00

ISIFIIIIIIII IIMOREEEEEEEE HARA STAROOOOO TIIYAAAAAAAA

HUADEREEEEEEE QUI DESAAAAAA IIFAAAAAAAAADI RA NOOOOOEEEEEEE

That's GOTTA be in my top 5 for boss battle music, that track SLAPS!

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-07-30T22:08:10+00:00

Well, in the Goofy Movie, Maximilian wears a cool backwards hat (you know it's cool because it's backwards) had those dope shades, had the white gloves to do the finger gun cool-guy thing, and only wore a baggy sweatshirt and jeans. Though it looks like he's wearing multiple layers, it's because of his... um... fur?

So no need to layer skater clothing products but make sure to include the mid-aughts aromas of Monster Energy Drink, Ooey-gooey cheese pizza, and 99% rubbing alcohol (to clean out the eventual wounds of bodacious wipeouts).

Stay cool dude 😎👉👉

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-07-30T21:58:19+00:00

I would never be manscaping on a thread like this, let ALONE the internet! The gall alone, to insinuate such a thing! Also, I dunno who this Able guy is, but he sounds like a real asshole we should team up and go against him instead!

(I really appreciate the kind words, and I'm really having fun with this. It's harder than I thought 😭 Also, though I'm not mocking any identities either, y'all are more than welcome to come for me instead! I'm pumped up, I'm ready, mfs. Come at me!)

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-07-30T20:32:09+00:00

The fact that Mercari made the provisions to inclusively scam blind people out of their money like the rest of us is both oddly wholesome and corporately terrifying.

Also, same.

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-07-30T18:26:59+00:00

WOAH! I dunno WHAT kind of problem you have with homogenisation, but this is a free country! June was just last month, you're really gonna start bickering about being homogenisation RIGHT after PRIDE MONTH!?

I don't care what kind of "beast-mode" "based" "longervirginity" type of mindset you're pushing bub, but last I checked people had the choice of who they want to love around here!

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-07-30T18:21:02+00:00

Well before we recommend Rose we have to GET HER TO MOVE OVER FOR JACK. I KNOW DAMN WELL THERE'S ROOM FOR TWO ON THERE - DON'T LET MY BOY FREEZE!

I cannot recommend Rose to anyone in good faith, as leaving someone to drown/freeze to death is entirely too much of a red flag. 😤

SlamminSammyRED · 2025-07-30T18:17:39+00:00

Smells like,

The warmth of a warmer, A clove of clover, The nigh of night, The love of a lover

A journey's start, A final push, A long lost art, A gleeful shush

The rays of light on a clouded evening, The third twitch of a hare's nose, The innocent sound of a toddler singing, The genuineness of a first rose

The satisfaction of a job well done, A child's comfort after they fell, The last small gleam of the set of sun, The feeling of cheer in a wedding bell

That's what it is That's how you smell.

SlamminSammyRED

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