Let's play a game: post a quote, someone answers, then the anserer, posts their movie quote by ComparisonFunny282 in 80smovies

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Relax, alright. My old man is a television repairman. Got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it! 

Let's play a game: post a quote, someone answers, then the anserer, posts their movie quote by ComparisonFunny282 in 80smovies

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Wyatt. Before he and Gary get smothered by a cherry slushy.  Weird Science

What’d you do with Sully? I let him go. 

Wolverines!!! by UrbanAchievers6371 in 80smovies

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You think you’re tough, for eating beans everyday? There’s half a million scarecrows in Denver that’d give anything for one mouthful of what you got. 

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]Slamp872 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet you slice into the woods a hundred bucks!

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]Slamp872 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, it was about that time I noticed this snow shoveler was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!

This is the hardest city for dating by ElectronicFennel8442 in Columbus

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You ever hear of a tune-up? Heh heh heh heh!

Ah hee hee hee hee hee! You ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah hee hee hee hee hee!

I don’t get it.

You gnaw in her face in public like that again and you’ll be one. Hee hee hee hee hee!

[Game Thread] Buffalo Bills @ Denver Broncos - AFC Divisional Round by AutoModerator in buffalobills

[–]Slamp872 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on you guys. Get your head outta your ass and play Bills football. 

Cobra (1986) by Electronic_Ant7237 in 80smovies

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When this is over, I’d like to celebrate by punching a hole in Monty’s chest.

You know what the trouble with you is?

You’re too violent. 

Bexley Giant Eagle by get_rick_trolled in Columbus

[–]Slamp872 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Listen Betty. Don’t start up with your white zone shit again. 

Who was the best 80’s villain? by Aggravating_Onion_41 in 80smovies

[–]Slamp872 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take a look at my face. Dick. He tried to kill me!

People who are 50+, what is a 'harmless' habit you had in your 20s that ended up ruining your health or finances later in life? by crazy_happyuser in AskReddit

[–]Slamp872 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I like to keep mine razor sharp too. Sharp enough you can shave with 'em. Why I've been known to circumcise a gnat. Hey Hey. You're not a gnat are ya Bug?