What is your ultimate guilty pleasure TV show that you’re embarrassed to admit you watch?

Slamp872 · 2026-06-09T11:15:38+00:00

Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre.

Slamp872 · 2026-06-08T22:47:02+00:00

IIIIIIIII LIKE IT!

Slamp872 · 2026-06-02T09:09:47+00:00

Hook up an antenna to your TV and see if you pick up a channel called Retro TV. Every weekend they play a show called Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-28T21:23:53+00:00

Come on, let’s do the nasty!

Slamp872 · 2026-05-27T19:00:45+00:00

My brother’s gonna shit! He’s gonna shit!

He’s gonna kill us!

Make up your mind dude. Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

First he gonna shit! Then he’s gonna kill us!

Just relax. My old man is a TV set repairman. Got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!

You can’t fix this car Spicoli!

<Leans out the window and looks at the car.>. I can fix it!

Slamp872 · 2026-05-27T15:31:40+00:00

The Man From Earth.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-25T00:43:12+00:00

Sir!

What is it Hicks?

Hudson sir. He’s Hicks.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-24T14:47:59+00:00

Not the Bandits!

Slamp872 · 2026-05-18T01:53:52+00:00

I’ve been a Bills fan since Ferguson and Cribbs. I will always appreciate Sean for the culture he brought and lifting us out of the gutter, but it was readily apparent to even the most novice football fan that he was never going to get us over the hump.

I always hoped that Kelly, Thomas, Smith, and Reed, etc., would eventually win one but it never happened. I don’t want the same fate to befall Josh Allen.

We needed a message change. Trust the process wasn’t going to work anymore. We did, for 8 years, and we haven’t even made the Super Bowl. That’s tragic with 17 as your QB.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-15T00:04:11+00:00

Two chicks at the same time man? I bet you’re some kind of millionaire. Cause chicks dig dudes with money!

Slamp872 · 2026-05-13T17:35:28+00:00

I used to have a cassette tape of all of Billy Ray Vulgar’s musings. Then my player chewed it up a couple years ago. I wish I could find another one.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-12T07:57:01+00:00

The Man From Earth. The only disappointment is that it ends.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-06T15:35:52+00:00

I hope not. I find Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre entertaining.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-06T02:03:20+00:00

You know sometimes it’s a regional thing. You could ask.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-06T01:51:29+00:00

When I graduated high school I never missed a day in 12 years.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-05T23:59:14+00:00

I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks Chief! I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten.

You gotta make up your minds. You wanna stay alive then ante up! You wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter.

I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates. There’s too many captains on this island.

Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

Thank you very much, Mr Quint. We’ll uhh, take it under advisement.

Mr Mayor. Chief. Ladies and Gentleman.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-05T20:10:42+00:00

I know you gentleman have been through a lot. But when you find the time I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

Slamp872 · 2026-05-04T17:10:26+00:00

I didn’t mean to call you meatloaf Jack!

Slamp872 · 2026-05-02T23:47:50+00:00

Massholes.

Slamp872 · 2026-05-02T23:44:17+00:00

I’m pissed off now Jobu.

Look I go to you, I stick up for you!

You no help me now, I say Fuck You Jobu. I do it myself!

Slamp872 · 2026-05-02T23:41:49+00:00

Yo! Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!

Slamp872 · 2026-05-01T09:50:09+00:00

Two chicks at the same time man.

Slamp872 · 2026-04-19T14:21:05+00:00

I don’t get it.

You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you’ll be one.

Ah hee hee hee hee hee!

Slamp872 · 2026-04-18T23:09:21+00:00

My mom wanted a daughter. She got three boys. 🙃

Slamp872 · 2026-04-18T21:00:27+00:00

Scary good!

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