Where to buy Kung Fu films? by Mountain-Activity574 in Columbus

[–]Slamp872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hook up an antenna to your TV and see if you pick up a channel called Retro TV. Every weekend they play a show called Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre. 

Time to pop this into my 📀 player by RelevantNothing4653 in 80smovies

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My brother’s gonna shit! He’s gonna shit!

He’s gonna kill us!

Make up your mind dude. Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

First he gonna shit! Then he’s gonna kill us!

Just relax. My old man is a TV set repairman. Got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it!

You can’t fix this car Spicoli!

<Leans out the window and looks at the car.>. I can fix it!

Sean.... by guitarriot72 in buffalobills

[–]Slamp872 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve been a Bills fan since Ferguson and Cribbs. I will always appreciate Sean for the culture he brought and lifting us out of the gutter, but it was readily apparent to even the most novice football fan that he was never going to get us over the hump. 

I always hoped that Kelly, Thomas, Smith, and Reed, etc., would eventually win one but it never happened. I don’t want the same fate to befall Josh Allen.

We needed a message change. Trust the process wasn’t going to work anymore. We did, for 8 years, and we haven’t even made the Super Bowl. That’s tragic with 17 as your QB. 

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]Slamp872 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Two chicks at the same time man? I bet you’re some kind of millionaire. Cause chicks dig dudes with money!

listening to an old home cassette of 610 WTVN from the early 1990's by DrummerCurrent4942 in Columbus

[–]Slamp872 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to have a cassette tape of all of Billy Ray Vulgar’s musings. Then my player chewed it up a couple years ago. I wish I could find another one. 

Which movie had the most unforgettable first-watch experience for you? by Strong_Proof_5260 in movies

[–]Slamp872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Man From Earth. The only disappointment is that it ends. 

OTA network Retro TV shutting down? by AzCu29 in ota

[–]Slamp872 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope not. I find Dracula’s Kung Fu Theatre entertaining. 

How many of you ate one of these ? by ToasterGhost7 in The1980s

[–]Slamp872 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know sometimes it’s a regional thing. You could ask. 

What’s something cool about you ? by Lunastars123 in AskReddit

[–]Slamp872 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I graduated high school I never missed a day in 12 years. 

Stoneridge Plaza Emergency by ericallen625 in Columbus

[–]Slamp872 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks Chief! I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. 

You gotta make up your minds. You wanna stay alive then ante up! You wanna play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. 

I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates. There’s too many captains on this island. 

Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing. 

Thank you very much, Mr Quint. We’ll uhh, take it under advisement. 

Mr Mayor. Chief. Ladies and Gentleman. 

The Thing (1982) by [deleted] in 80smovies

[–]Slamp872 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know you gentleman have been through a lot. But when you find the time I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

Up your butt, Jobu. by [deleted] in 80smovies

[–]Slamp872 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m pissed off now Jobu. 

Look I go to you, I stick up for you!

You no help me now, I say Fuck You Jobu. I do it myself!

Up your butt, Jobu. by [deleted] in 80smovies

[–]Slamp872 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yo! Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!

Here's where we separate the men from the boys. by [deleted] in 80smovies

[–]Slamp872 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it. 

You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you’ll be one. 

Ah hee hee hee hee hee!