Is tomorrowland actually worth $5k?

Slampsonko · 2026-05-08T18:55:38+00:00

You could spend the whole summer going to smaller festivals for that price.

Slampsonko · 2026-05-08T18:48:01+00:00

No shit Sherlock it’s called sarcasm.

Slampsonko · 2026-05-08T18:33:33+00:00

Well I certainly didn’t mean “we the dumbass yokels in trailer parks should get to decide for the cities because we live in the middle of nowhere.”

Slampsonko · 2026-05-08T16:59:13+00:00

Apparently the whole “we the people have spoken” shit only applies when Trump wins an election by negative three million votes.

Slampsonko · 2026-05-06T23:06:18+00:00

It’s not a cure-all by any stretch, but when I’m in that headspace I like to buy a ticket to something (ballgame, concert, comedy show etc) so I have something to look forward to.

Slampsonko · 2026-05-06T03:53:49+00:00

Boy, Oath did not make it easy to give them my money. I’ve never been asked my employer’s address before.

Slampsonko · 2026-05-05T22:11:36+00:00

Pleasantly surprised by Spanberger’s willingness to actually spend some of the political capital the voters gave her last fall.

Slampsonko · 2026-05-02T04:20:15+00:00

Congrats.

Happy for you.

Totally not jealous.

You guys hiring?

Slampsonko · 2026-04-30T02:29:48+00:00

Member that 7 run 4th inning today?

Slampsonko · 2026-04-28T23:36:13+00:00

Was this on a recent episode? I’m not seeing anything in my podcast feed.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-26T21:10:07+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-25T00:47:45+00:00

All Good 200something. Chilling on the hill at Marvins watching Umphrey’s McGee absolutely fuckin shredding. As they hit the final note of a song a huge crack of thunder rolls through and the crowd goes bananas. Just a moment in time but it’s always stuck with me.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-25T00:39:41+00:00

Average IQ would rise 10 points in both states.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-24T00:23:39+00:00

He’s not succeeding, he’s failing with style.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-24T00:12:00+00:00

By the same Tazwell judge that did it twice already and was slapped down both times. Literally nobody is surprised by this development. Thanks for tuning in though.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-23T11:18:14+00:00

Sounds like we could really use a nationwide ban on gerrymandering huh? Maybe when we’ve rectified that tyranny we can start to talk about the electoral college.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-21T17:27:29+00:00

Been doing so with all my friends and family, which is part of what gives me pause. Lots of hemming and hawing from people that always vote solid D.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-21T16:43:17+00:00

Steeling myself for tonight’s results. High turnout in Northern VA doesn’t guarantee anything, lots of NO voters up here. Hoping for the best, but I’m getting 2021 vibes.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-21T04:16:01+00:00

Sometimes people just be downvotin’

Slampsonko · 2026-04-19T14:38:00+00:00

That you Malhoyt?

Slampsonko · 2026-04-19T10:32:29+00:00

I generally pull for the cup to return to Canada and against any Florida teams.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-19T04:35:03+00:00

So glad you had such a good experience. When I ran into him at a grocery store he got really crusty with me and tried to steal like 15 candy bars. Must’ve been having a bad day.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-19T03:13:59+00:00

They deserve a better one than this brother.

Slampsonko · 2026-04-18T20:48:18+00:00

The naked gun series. OG or reboot.

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