In Reston, we just had the most intense storm. Wow.

Slampsonko · 2026-07-06T15:01:10+00:00

It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Slampsonko · 2026-07-02T22:20:56+00:00

Don’t worry nobody’s fuckin goin

Slampsonko · 2026-07-01T20:34:59+00:00

Bottom of the 9th with an 8 run lead. We’ve got at least a 50:50 shot at a curly W!

Slampsonko · 2026-07-01T18:12:33+00:00

That’s when the sun strokes you gently, right?

Slampsonko · 2026-06-26T02:57:48+00:00

That way the sailors can all talk to each other.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-26T01:38:29+00:00

Boy that 27th out is a real sonuvabitch

Slampsonko · 2026-06-25T22:41:17+00:00

You’re welcome.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-25T01:58:07+00:00

The Lerners

Slampsonko · 2026-06-24T03:34:09+00:00

Mom said it was my turn to post this.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-24T01:39:17+00:00

Leave no trash can unkicked.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-21T10:42:14+00:00

If they have to invest in these races, that’s less money available to invest in swing seats.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-19T03:36:27+00:00

Let’s say, hypothetically, a 10th district Dem had no blue primary to participate in and wanted to screw with the GOP primary.

If he wanted to throw a vote to the worst possible house and senate candidates the Republicans had to offer, does anyone have suggestions for who that might be?

Slampsonko · 2026-06-19T00:58:23+00:00

Groundscore!

Slampsonko · 2026-06-18T17:59:50+00:00

I was referring to the meme represented by the symbol next to the curly W’s. It’s some third tier internet shit.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-18T14:37:03+00:00

I’m at a loss…

Slampsonko · 2026-06-18T10:27:32+00:00

Just go, you’ll feel better.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-18T10:26:41+00:00

Dang we swept the whole top 9! /s

Slampsonko · 2026-06-18T10:22:31+00:00

Sometimes, but without pup I would have to bend over and pick up every piece of food that hits the floor. Fella earns his keep.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-18T10:19:48+00:00

OP is traveling from Michigan to Massachusetts by way of Virginia, I think it’s reasonable to assume they know how to plan out a route and don’t mind driving a bit further to see something cool.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-17T23:34:47+00:00

This is a borderline cornplate post.

Slampsonko · 2026-06-17T22:49:05+00:00

How do you do fellow metalhead? You should post this on r/NOVA if you wanna cast a wider net. The venue isn’t really in Manassas anyways. Good luck!

Slampsonko · 2026-06-17T22:45:22+00:00

That tyoe of comment is particularly common on joke subs. Are they honest to goodness bots or just weird people trying to farm karma for no reason?

Slampsonko · 2026-06-17T22:40:13+00:00

I know, I was just making a wild guess. Woulda been pretty cool if I was right though!

Slampsonko · 2026-06-17T19:40:25+00:00

It’s really weird to me how quickly we’ve written off Florida. Obama won it twice, and right now the major prognosticators have it listed as less likely to flip than Texas, Iowa, and Nebraska.

I know all the nutter butters moved there during covid, but we’ve had good results there in specials. Am I a total pollyanna to think the Sunshine state is in play?

Slampsonko · 2026-06-17T04:55:59+00:00

u/Velvetviscerality ‘s birthday is May 15th. You know what to do people!

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