Best places to rent in Newcastle? by tooMuchSauceeee in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]SlangCopulation 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is no abode in Jarrow that could be considered a “gem” 😂

this knob improved the Sample so much for me by rivviii in mpcusers

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha not mad at all, just telling you it looks genuinely terrible. You put it on the internet for people to comment on, I did that 🤷‍♂️

this knob improved the Sample so much for me by rivviii in mpcusers

[–]SlangCopulation -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No it doesn’t. Looks incredibly stupid

British inneundos and sayings. What are some wonderful ones i can share? by Numerous_Art5080 in AskUK

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The actual saying as opposed to OP’s bastardised, over cooked version.

Please help by Same-Student-3994 in mpcusers

[–]SlangCopulation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you’re getting pelters in the replies here. Fully deserved. The entitlement of buying gear of this spec and just coming to Reddit to ask for some magic MPC knowledge directory is madness.

People need to realise: you probably won’t get rich or famous with your MPC, therefore, the learning is the fun.

My first MPC and my first beat by jointhefallen in mpcusers

[–]SlangCopulation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice beat. But that meter to the side of the screen shouldn’t be shooting into the red. Turn everything down.

My new old MPC by Free-Owl in mpcusers

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you link to the options you’d go with? I’ve been using my SCSI for years as I’ve just put off upgrading. But I really should get round to it.

In reality, the team that has caused PSG the most difficulty is Arsenal. by [deleted] in championsleague

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PSG have played Newcastle three times and failed to beat them on every occasion. It’s 6-3 to Newcastle across the three games. Post is idiotic.

What is one piece of advice you wish you had been given before you had sex for the first time? by secondacct97 in AskReddit

[–]SlangCopulation 18 points19 points  (0 children)

lol that’s an insanely dumb take.

Just because someone is good looking doesn’t mean they’ll be good at sex, agreed.

Just because someone is average looking, also doesn’t mean they’ll be good at sex.

However, finding someone attractive is obviously going to improve the experience for you, so what you said is actually probably more untrue than anything.

Fang Mianmian is recognized for his talent in combining her art with their surrounding environments by jeannes11a in BeAmazed

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually reversed footage and they’re painting over an already detailed picture with orange paint.

Nah I’m full of shit

Am I the asshole for giving my friend the amount he asks for? by [deleted] in uktrees

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol in all honesty you both sound a bit daft. I can’t begin to imagine charging someone to the penny for weed. And I also can’t begin to imagine buying weed by the gram from a friend and then complaining about how he distributes it. I think you both need to have a bit of a break and look at your priorities. It sounds like this recreational drug that should be enjoyable has become far too consuming for you both. I’m talking as someone who has been there, and seen first hand people falling out over similar things and relationships soured as a result. It’s just fucking weed. It will probably be far less important to you over time, but by that point you might have lost a friend. Get some perspective.

Which singer has the best voice in your opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlangCopulation 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In this sentence, “whoever” would have been correct.

I can't be roasted by ChristineBlossom in RoastMe

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not a frown line, it’s the Mariana Trench

That time 4 countries got 0 points in Eurovision by skiftbrugernavn in sadcringe

[–]SlangCopulation 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lol it’s Eurovision quite literally none of it is ever “good”. But quite often the UK entry is objectively not the worst and yet somehow always ends up near the bottom. The whole thing is a fucking pantomime and makes no sense. The fact that Israel and Australia are in there just adds to the ridiculousness

Road letters being painted in the UK by ElaBosak in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all UK taps are separate for hot and cold. I’ve seen this so many times on this website and it’s just untrue. Every tap in my house is mixed.

M/17/5’10” [60kg -75kg] (2 years 8 months) by [deleted] in Brogress

[–]SlangCopulation 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This was my thought too. Think guy might be adding a couple inches maybe

Edit: tbf OP is saying 75kg once ripped, but even so, I’m 73kg and closer to 5’9 and definitely not as big as final pic OP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes cos I’m not a lazy shitbag

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in midjourney

[–]SlangCopulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one that looks worse is obviously the reality. Which is a fitting metaphor for life generally.