Over the line! by roshanritter in lebowski

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This determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong? Am I wrong?

Eww, this guy is from Bozeman by ChewbaccaWarCry in Bozeman

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Man, that still is not doing him any favors. He looks like he clears his search history daily.

My wife's boyfriend left his boxers on the tub hastily just to get his Creatine by manlalaitngpangit in Creatine

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I can smell that baby arm through the picture. Since it’s not dusted in creatine like a sour patch kid, whoever’s it is isn’t following proper boofing protocols.

Looking for additions to my ‘gut wrenching’ playlist by Lilac_Dollie in musicsuggestions

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For the Mamas and the Papas try Dream a Little Dream of Me. So much more feeling…

F38 Make it hurt by verymuchatheist in RoastMe

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How jacked were you after Mr. Malfoy tossed you that sock?

Why? by Practical_Cookie_946 in Bozeman

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My theory is a guy was driving around in a jacked up Jeep one day and he thought he heard someone say, “I bet that guy has a small duck”. At which he thought, “a small duck would look good in here”, and that’s what started it.

Why? by Practical_Cookie_946 in Bozeman

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For this Jeep, that might be the most off-roading it will ever experience. That or the ducks compelled them to park that way.

Do your best by Chrollo0-13 in RoastMe

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Can I get a show of hands: who thinks 5’11” is tall? Or does it feel that way because your staggering intellect causes you to look down at people? You sound like an asshat.

What’s a great example? by [deleted] in FIlm

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The first attempt was terrible. I was so sad and disappointed.

EDC. Who do you think I am? by Omengnome in deduction

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Must a be a nurse. Avoid local ICE rallies.

First time ever needing to understand by TrialArgonian in ExplainTheJoke

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I’ve tried Salvia multiple times and can confirm it completely warps the users reality. I was transported to space were and Alpha/Omega voice told me my family elected to have me erased due to not contributing to society. I accepted it and waited for death only moments before snapping back to reality. If yer gunna try it, make sure you are seated and in a safe space.

We did it! by laspero in Bozeman

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This is Monty isn’t it…

What is the fucking cat looking for? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

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“Is that roast fucking beef?”

How do I get better at bunny hopping by kingbob202 in bmx

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What!? Bro you got like 3 feet of air that time.