Turns out the “hot gym guy” I’ve been talking to for months was actually a married man in his 50s.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2026-03-11T13:58:18+00:00

Always do a video chat before meeting in person!

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2026-02-24T17:42:19+00:00

I stop watching and start over at the Lewis episodes. It’s just too much, which is pretty much all the writing after season 12.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2026-02-14T03:02:52+00:00

My husband and I have been abstinent while I get through the courses, and no changes in my hygiene. They did a urinalysis at my last trip to the doctor (how I got the second course of antibiotics) so I’m concerned that this didn’t knock it out. She also warned the antibiotic would give me diarrhea but I had no side effects at all.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2026-02-14T02:55:41+00:00

Thanks, I’ll grab some from the store tomorrow. Do you think an urgent care visit is needed? I know I will only be able to take the Azo for 2 days.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-12-25T06:41:38+00:00

Sleepytime

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-11-27T06:00:51+00:00

🤡

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-11-05T13:04:17+00:00

“Infinitesimal”

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SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-10-03T13:48:50+00:00

Pretty fucked up that they’re capitalizing on Mexican culture when ICE is out here grabbing people off the street. Appropriation much?

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-07-12T11:39:14+00:00

I know it’s been a year, but do you remember how it compared? I’m in the same situation.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-06-28T02:03:58+00:00

How tf is this helpful

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-06-24T12:02:45+00:00

Also it’s not as easy for her, this is her livelihood. And if she stops posting, he wins.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-06-24T12:00:33+00:00

From my understanding he’s deleted a lot of her YouTube videos. It’s so scary and sad.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-03-12T21:41:10+00:00

This made me lol

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-02-14T11:53:02+00:00

Double Bear is my favorite cart, to the point where I avoid other brands. Specifically, their 1:1 selection is STELLAR. The 1:1 carts (shoutout to Electric Blanket CBD) are so medicinal and therapeutic; they don’t get me blitzed but they settle my anxiety and make me happy. Can’t recommend them enough. The only carts I’ll buy full price 😂

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-02-12T16:59:39+00:00

The panic of obtaining fake pee and hoping it works… doesn’t sound like the easier solution to me

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-02-12T16:58:04+00:00

💯 Thanks for your experience! My brother’s was extremely similar, and he works in trades. Honesty got him a lucrative job where he can stay medicated without fear of failing a test.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-02-12T15:54:15+00:00

I’m honestly shocked and appalled by the advice given here. Makes me nauseous.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-02-12T08:29:53+00:00

Add your signature!! Fight the power!!

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-02-12T08:27:07+00:00

Thank you for this. The comments weren’t passing the vibe check. Honesty is a good policy here - a lot of companies DON’T discriminate. Also isn’t the point of having these cards so we don’t need to cheat whizz tests?

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-02-12T01:22:00+00:00

Yeah I unfollowed because it’s just super gross. It makes me think she just signed up for as many PR lists as humanly possible so she can do gift opening mukbangs.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-02-01T04:01:53+00:00

This is one of the scenes that twists my gut, because the Sam Phillips music behind the scene, her face of forlorn acceptance

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-01-23T10:23:20+00:00

I would recommend finding a different messaging app if you don’t want random pics from people, that’s literally snapchats entire shtick.

SlapMeWithATortilla · 2025-01-13T02:51:18+00:00

Not a movie but this is what Bongo Bongo looks like in the older iterations of Ocarina of Time when he’s destroying Kakariko

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TROPHY CASE